Rumor from inside LATech locker room

[MeanGreenTexan]

I have a friend who is a high-level donor at LATech, and he said the Bulldogs are making fun of the Mean Green players' mothers.

According to my friend, here's what Kenneth Dixon said about Lairamie Lee's mom: "His mom is so fat and stupid, she opened her email because she heard it might have spam."

Cody Sokol on Anthony Wallace's mom: "She's so dumb, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing all the 'W's out".

Devon McKinney took aim at Mason Y'Barbo's mom: "Her teeth are so crooked, she could eat an apple through a chain-link fence."

Paul Turner's take on James Jones' mom: "His mom is so stupid, she stares at her orange juice box every morning because it says 'concentrate'".

and, I couldn't believe this one, but it's true because I trust my friend...

scrub TE Josh Gaston talking about Derek Akunne's mom: "Her armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Bob Marley in a headlock."

Someone needs to put this on the locker-room bulletin board!!!1!1!

Get Fired Up Mean Green! Don't let these guys say this stuff about your moms!

[Mean Green 93-98]

I just hope the team isn't too tired after beating the stuffing out of MeanGreenTexan to play LaTech.

[MeanGreenTexan]

I just hope the team isn't too tired after beating the stuffing out of MeanGreenTexan to play LaTech.

[UNTFan23]

[aztecskin]

I am so upset at this disgraceful act.

Where is the CLASS.

The state of Louisiana is filled with tradition, learned people who know the value of a hard days work. I can't imagine that the great men and women of Louisiana fought and died would appreciate the sad state of affairs that is the University of Louisiana Technical School Fighting DogBulls would stoop to such base talk!!

That is really shameful and low class behavior. I really doubt that Coach Skip at Tech endorsed such actions!

Crappy way to speak...sorry for them...low class actions...very low class! (PS LOW) If this happened, and I have no reason to doubt the source of the information, Coach Skip needs to be made aware of this so he can make sure it stops!

Because it was very low!

[NorthTexan95]

*yawn*

[golfingomez]

is this a new bit I'm not aware of?

[GMG24]

Really... You think these guys give two craps if these 2 year olds are talking about "their mom"?? This has got to be a joke right??

[meangreenthirteen]

I'm going straight to the top with this!!!1!!!!1! BANOWSKY WILL HERE OF THIS I PROMISE YOU!!!!!1!1!!!!1

[Lurker]

I'm going straight to the top with this!!!1!!!!1! BANOWSKY WILL HERE OF THIS I PROMISE YOU!!!!!1!1!!!!1

Flagged by the Grammar Police for HERE instead of HEAR. But I'll still give you a +1!!!!

[meangreenthirteen]

Flagged by the Grammar Police for HERE instead of HEAR. But I'll still give you a +1!!!!

I MENT WHAT I SAID

[forevereagle]

Really... You think these guys give two craps if these 2 year olds are talking about "their mom"?? This has got to be a joke right??

[All About UNT]

Really... You think these guys give two craps if these 2 year olds are talking about "their mom"?? This has got to be a joke right??

[meangreenthirteen]

#DEFENDOURMOMS

#MEANGREENMOMS

#WEMEANMOTHERHOOD

Edited September 8, 2014 by meangreenthirteen

[MeanGreenTexan]

Really... You think these guys give two craps if these 2 year olds are talking about "their mom"?? This has got to be a joke right??

I can't believe you would doubt me. I'd PM you the email of my LATech friend, but he won't answer because he's in the hospital now. When he told me what those guys were saying, I was so outraged, I went Antonio Brown on his face:

[GreenTexan13]

The stuff these guys were saying in the locker room is comical. LA Tech fights dirty though, going after a man's mom.

[TheFranchise]

A press release issued by the North Texas Athletic Department had Head Football coach Dan McCarney state the following:

"We (North Texas) and our players' mothers are rubber and Louisiana Tech is glue. Whatever they say will bounce off of us and stick to them."

[Rudy]

The stuff these guys were saying in the locker room is comical. LA Tech fights dirty though, going after a man's mom.

Hey hey hey! In all fairness, they thought they were talking about the player's sisters. The La Techies don't know the difference.