SMU Practice Delayed

[DeepGreen]

"The SMU football practice was delayed for nearly two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the playing field. HC June Jones immediately suspended practice and called the University Park police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, a FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to the football team players was actually the goal line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season."

O.K. guys and girls, this funny. From the SMU board, posted by ponyscott.

[MeanGreenTexan]

Oh! hold on, hold on, hold on... I've got a good one:

So there was a tornado in Dallas, and everyone was told by Pete Delkus to go to Ford Stadium because the football team wouldn't score any touchdowns there.

[UNTLifer]

Can these be moved to the Dad Jokes forum?

[emmitt01]

Ok, ok, stop me if you've heard this one...

Why are battered women encouraged to marry SMU football players?

Because they never beat anybody.

Thank you, thank you...remember to try the veal

[DeepGreen]

Well damn, I thought it was funny.

[SilverEagle]

Well damn, I thought it was funny.

I thought it was funny when an old High School band buddy sent it to me earlier this week. But it was the Dallas Cowboys instead of SMU.

[foutsrouts]

Ok, ok, stop me if you've heard this one...

Why are battered women encouraged to marry SMU football players?

Because they never beat anybody.

Thank you, thank you...remember to try the veal

But they will cheat on you.

[TheTastyGreek]

"...and then, after the fifth time you do the 'Knock knock/Who's there', you say: 'ORANGE you glad I'm not Brett Shipp??"

[untjim1995]

The biggest SMU joke I ever remember was watching Ramon Flanigan play 8 years there...

The worst UNT joke I ever remember watching was Ramon Flanigan attacking a fan in the stands as our OC...

[Cerebus]

The worst UNT joke I ever remember watching was Ramon Flanigan attacking a fan in the stands as our OC...

What kind of maniac could taunt a coach to the point they wanted to physically harm them?

*cough* silvereagle *cough*

[Rudy]

Why doesn't Craig James kill 5 $mut football players? Because even though they get paid, the don't score.

[SilverEagle]

The worst UNT joke I ever remember watching was Ramon Flanigan attacking a fan in the stands as our OC...

What kind of maniac could taunt a coach to the point they wanted to physically harm them?

*cough* silvereagle *cough*

Please stop saying physically attacked........verbal confrontation. Surely you don't think an $MU grad would do anything more than make a bunch of noise do you?

Now that is what I call pageantry!

Beats the hell out of what the band and spirit groups were/are doing.

And a very far cry from the polite tennis applause that passed for fan passion back when I first started sitting in the home/alumni section of Fouts.

[untjim1995]

Please stop saying physically attacked........verbal confrontation. Surely you don't think an $MU grad would do anything more than make a bunch of noise do you?

Beats the hell out of what the band and spirit groups were/are doing.

And a very far cry from the polite tennis applause that passed for fan passion back when I first started sitting in the home/alumni section of Fouts.

What still amazes me about this whole event was that Flanigan kept his job and wasn't fired on the spot...

[SilverEagle]

What still amazes me about this whole event was that Flanigan kept his job and wasn't fired on the spot...

Me too.....

[Rudy]

Me three.