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Another UT suspension


emmitt01

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Bevo was dismissed indefinitely from the University of Texas football team today after allegations arose that he sexually assaulted two cows in an Austin pasture. Coach Charlie Strong was quoted as saying "We do not tolerate ill treatment of female cows at this University. We will handle this as a family and let the investigation play out fully". Prominent UT boosters are rumored to be responsible for the recent deliveries of high grade alfalfa and grass that were shipped to the victim.

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