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I was watching TV with my five year old daughter and saw that Aaron Hernandez is charged with two more murders. Now I have to explain that to her. God, I hate having to do actual parenting! How do I let her know, without blowing her mind, that some men actually kill other men?

I guess I could start by explaining that if you put 100 murderers on a deserted island together there will be none left within a year.

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Not to mention a tv idea that a producer would love to buy into. Kinda sick of you to even mention

Nevermind, just remembered, your theory already has been disproven. Look at Australia!

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I was watching TV with my five year old daughter and saw that Aaron Hernandez is charged with two more murders. Now I have to explain that to her. God, I hate having to do actual parenting! How do I let her know, without blowing her mind, that some men actually kill other men?

I guess I could start by explaining that if you put 100 murderers on a deserted island together there will be none left within a year.

Wow, they showed the murders happening on TV? And your daughter asked you questions about it?

Sorry to hear it.

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You have to explain things to them at their level. When my son was about 5, we were watching TV and there was this car chase. The car being chased crashed and the driver got out and ran as the police opened fire at him. My son asked me "Daddy, were they shooting at that man because he was speeding?" He knew that you could get in trouble for speeding as my wife would sometimes get after me for that.

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I was watching TV with my five year old daughter and saw that Aaron Hernandez is charged with two more murders. Now I have to explain that to her. God, I hate having to do actual parenting! How do I let her know, without blowing her mind, that some men actually kill other men?

I guess I could start by explaining that if you put 100 murderers on a deserted island together there will be none left within a year.

That's subliminally funny, and you may be a comedian for even mentioning it.

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Hernandez? Did anybody check his citizenship or high school graduation status? Because, you know, given certain assumptions, this is easily explained away.

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