"Undersized" D-Line

[MeanGreenD]

And I was at the UTSA game, suited up and all. Right by KFC Man who showed up late and left early. I'm guessing it was too cold for you to show up. I was surrounded by orange and blue in our own endzone. This, and idiots like you, is what I hate about this fan base. Feel free to ask Carlos Harris if I was there...

[MeanGreenD]

You are such a hypocrite. You just go on a tirade in the Michael Sam thread about white people having the audacity to laugh and make fun of black people, yet you have the audacity to yet again make jokes about the mentally handicapped.

[TheTastyGreek]

This... Um...

I'm not sure how I feel about everything right now. I think we've taken an unpleasant and exceptionally personal tone here.

If there's a Pitbull song to help me process my feelings, I don't know what it is. I just want everyone to at least pretend to be kind to each other again.

[Censored by Laurie]

I am 99% sure we are on the same page, playing pitch-and-catch improv.

But that 1% chance is part of the thrill, I think.

Can I get your confidence as odds? I'd like to make a few bucks.

[MeanGreenTexan]

This... Um...

I'm not sure how I feel about everything right now. I think we've taken an unpleasant and exceptionally personal tone here.

If there's a Pitbull song to help me process my feelings, I don't know what it is. I just want everyone to at least pretend to be kind to each other again.

Isn't there a Pitbull song called "Mono y Mono"?

And it has a bass line like this: boom, boom, boooomboom. boomboomboomboomboooom, boom.

[the green rokemi]

Seriously this thread has some weird turns. Not sure what to say. um...

I used to love geto boys. If I really want to annoy my wife though I bust out some shaq diesel!

[Ben Gooding]

Isn't there a Pitbull song called "Mono y Mono"?

And it has a bass line like this: boom, boom, boooomboom. boomboomboomboomboooom, boom.

This right here, is great. This entire thread is mind blowing. Like drunken futurama, predicting worldly occurrences mind blowing.

[Cerebus]

Real rap peaked with It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back.

I'll duel anyone who thinks otherwise.

ETA:

1 - Countdown to Armageddon - 00.00
2 - Bring the Noise - 1.41
3 - Don't Believe the Hype - 3.27
4 - Cold Lampin' with Flavor - 10.47
5 - Terminator X to the Edge of Panic - 15.04
6 - Mind Terrorist -19.36
7 - Louder Than a Bomb - 20.57
8 - Caught, Can We Get a Witness? - 24.35
9 - Show 'Em Whatcha Got - 29.28
10 - She Watch Channel Zero?! - 31.25
11 - Night of the Living Baseheads - 35.14
12 - Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos - 38.29
13 - Security of the First World - 44.51
14 - Rebel Without a Pause - 46.13
15 - Prophets of Rage - 51.15
16 - Party for Your Right to Fight - 54.34

Edited May 16, 2014 by Cerebus

[Shuke-D]

All this 90's rap talk has me fired up about this thread again. Top 5 list of classic 90's hip-hop albums?

I'll go first, in no particular order:

Return of the Bumpasaurus

12 inches of Snow

The Adventures of MC Skat Kat and the Stray Mob

Shaq Fu: Da Return (some people prefer Shaq Diesel... I feel he hit his true peak in the follow up)

WWF Aggression

Technically, Aggression came out in 2000. But it was recorded in 99, and I think it really bridged the millennium for hip-hop, getting us cleanly from Sisqo to Bubba Sparxxx.

Real rap peaked with It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back.

I'll duel anyone who thinks otherwise.

ETA:

1 - Countdown to Armageddon - 00.00

2 - Bring the Noise - 1.41

3 - Don't Believe the Hype - 3.27

4 - Cold Lampin' with Flavor - 10.47

5 - Terminator X to the Edge of Panic - 15.04

6 - Mind Terrorist -19.36

7 - Louder Than a Bomb - 20.57

8 - Caught, Can We Get a Witness? - 24.35

9 - Show 'Em Whatcha Got - 29.28

10 - She Watch Channel Zero?! - 31.25

11 - Night of the Living Baseheads - 35.14

12 - Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos - 38.29

13 - Security of the First World - 44.51

14 - Rebel Without a Pause - 46.13

15 - Prophets of Rage - 51.15

16 - Party for Your Right to Fight - 54.34

Never heard of them. But Vanilla Ice is the greatest of all time!

[Mainstream 'rap' has, as most popularized versions of any genre/sub tend to do, produced little of substance. But, there are always Indie/Alternative versions outside of the mainstream that are good*(subject to personal criteria/evaluation)]

[TheTastyGreek]

My phone ringtone for the past 5 or 6 years has been the intro to "Casting Agents and Cowgirls".

I always knew I loved you, Shuke-D.

[drex]

Back to the Texas game...what are the heights and weights of the game officials?

[SilverEagle]

Back to the Texas game...what are the heights and weights of the game officials?

...and what is their 40 times? And how quick is their flag-throwing release.

[Charlie NT 73]

Do the ref's throw the yellow hankies across the field or straight up, like a home run in a coke bottle?

I have seen both but, so which toss of the yellow hankie is correct? Across the field or straight up in the air?

I have seen some yellow hankies just dropped on the field at the ref's feet.

At ref school, which method of tossing the yellow hankie is the preferred toss of the hankie rule?

I like the ref's that throw the yellow hankie straight at the player that made the rule infraction. I like to see

the players facial expressions when the flag sails right at the player. The players expression seems to

say, "I do not dot that!". Similar to Bill Clinton's " I did not have sex with that woman!" facial expression.

This is good for the TV announcers too. Especially for Brent Munsburger. Give Brent a good jolt

of yellow hankie, and Brent will wake up, saying "And there is a yellow flag on the play!",

after Brent finishes taking about the beautiful girlfriend of the Ala-damn-bamas quarterback.

By the way, according to TMZ, the Bama QB and his girlfriend have split up. She is on the market Brent!

Edited May 17, 2014 by charlie nt73