How to Talk to Your Child About Michael Sam...A Short Video

[JesseMartin]

Talking about it is pointless.

If your child saw this on television, the only solution is to gouge their eyes out and pour lye in the empty sockets to try and purify them and purge the wickedness. By now, though, the disease as likely taken root too deep, and it's probably too late. Best to euthanize them and start over.

It's for their own good. I suggest either a burning at the stake, or the old classic- burlap sack filled with bricks, straight into a pond. Whatever you choose, include the TV so it can't pollute your home again.

Put them out of their misery before they catch the gay. Have a new child, and make sure to eradicate all the photos of your original kid(s) so that your clean slate doesn't get confused or start asking questions.

It's about time somebody said something reasonable on this topic.

[the green rokemi]

Talking about it is pointless.

If your child saw this on television, the only solution is to gouge their eyes out and pour lye in the empty sockets to try and purify them and purge the wickedness. By now, though, the disease as likely taken root too deep, and it's probably too late. Best to euthanize them and start over.

It's for their own good. I suggest either a burning at the stake, or the old classic- burlap sack filled with bricks, straight into a pond. Whatever you choose, include the TV so it can't pollute your home again.

Put them out of their misery before they catch the gay. Have a new child, and make sure to eradicate all the photos of your original kid(s) so that your clean slate doesn't get confused or start asking questions.

A modest proposal...well said

[UNT90]

Talking about it is pointless.

If your child saw this on television, the only solution is to gouge their eyes out and pour lye in the empty sockets to try and purify them and purge the wickedness. By now, though, the disease as likely taken root too deep, and it's probably too late. Best to euthanize them and start over.

It's for their own good. I suggest either a burning at the stake, or the old classic- burlap sack filled with bricks, straight into a pond. Whatever you choose, include the TV so it can't pollute your home again.

Put them out of their misery before they catch the gay. Have a new child, and make sure to eradicate all the photos of your original kid(s) so that your clean slate doesn't get confused or start asking questions.

Woosh...

This is the point.

This is your head.

[Coffee and TV]

what if Sam's boyfriend was 15, would it be wrong then?

Welp. Here we go. Took 6 pages.

[Green92]

Welp. Here we go. Took 6 pages.

It went full retard long before page 6.

[TheTastyGreek]

Woosh...

This is the point.

This is your head.

Well, what the hell do you expect? How am I supposed to see the point???

23 years and 3 months ago, two chicks kissed on L.A. Law, and I happened to be playing with my G.I. Joes in the same room with the TV. Thank goodness my dad had a corkscrew and a box of lye flakes nearby, or I might have caught the gay myself.

I'm grateful every day for his quick thinking and tough love approach. But sometimes, I don't see the point people are making. Or anything else, really.

[Texas Stranger]

It may have been for naught. One of those chicks was only pretending to be a chick. That show was set in L.A. after all.

[the green rokemi]

Welp. Here we go. Took 6 pages.

Should I have posted on the nUTSAck board?

[GreenBat]

Woosh...

This is the point.

This is your head.

This the point ^

This UNT90s head ^

Any questions?

[JesseMartin]

This the point ^

This UNT90s head ^

Any questions?

He has a pointy head? Like Dan Aykroyd?

[Green P1]

Which one of you?

[oldguystudent]

Which one of you?

Just wait until they get to the chapter on homo erectus. Then you get sexual deviance and evolution all in one godless package!

[Stan R]

Tasty I am very glad that you only lost your vision. I saw that same episode and just as they predicted, I grew hair on my hands. I have had to live with the shame if this ever since. Do you know how hard it is to shave around the joints and in between digits? If only I had listened to that sage advice. Self control people.

[oldguystudent]

Tasty I am very glad that you only lost your vision. I saw that same episode and just as they predicted, I grew hair on my hands. I have had to live with the shame if this ever since. Do you know how hard it is to shave around the joints and in between digits? If only I had listened to that sage advice. Self control people.

That extra hair on your hands is just natural prevention against texting while driving because Denton police can't be everywhere and see everything.

[Coffee and TV]

[the green rokemi]

Even Charles Darwin would laugh at two men getting married.

I have a degree in child development and if there one thing I learned it's that if a 100 gay men are stranded on an island in a hundred years no-one will be there. Certain things are made to work a certain way

[Censored by Laurie]

Even Charles Darwin would laugh at two men getting married.

I have a degree in child development and if there one thing I learned it's that if a 100 gay men are stranded on an island in a hundred years no-one will be there. Certain things are made to work a certain way

So...you believe the only purpose of sex and marriage is procreation?

What a boring life you've led.

[Coffee and TV]

Even Charles Darwin would laugh at two men getting married.

I have a degree in child development and if there one thing I learned it's that if a 100 gay men are stranded on an island in a hundred years no-one will be there. Certain things are made to work a certain way

You needed a degree in child development to figure that out?

Let's keep people who are sterile or too old from getting hitched too.

[emmitt01]

I am truly sad for many of the participants in this thread. Clearly I live a better, more well rounded, life than some. My exposure has, clearly, been more well cultured and complete than a selct few of you.

My TV has a remote control AND a power button.

Edited May 15, 2014 by emmitt01

[the green rokemi]

So...you believe the only purpose of sex and marriage is procreation?

What a boring life you've led.

Didn't realize I said that. just reread it, nope didn't say that

[the green rokemi]

You needed a degree in child development to figure that out?

Let's keep people who are sterile or too old from getting hitched too.

You're missing the point. The debate is between what is natural and what is not.

[Coffee and TV]

You're missing the point. The debate is between what is natural and what is not.

Take off those eyeglasses. Put away those antibiotics and let nature run its course. Make sure all your food isn't genetically modified.

[GangGreen]

Make sure all your food isn't genetically modified.

This is probably the only useful advice/criticism from either side of the debate so far. Sure is fun watching y'all spin your wheels, though!

[the green rokemi]

Take off those eyeglasses. Put away those antibiotics and let nature run its course. Make sure all your food isn't genetically modified.

Hmm, comparing gay sex to man made inventions. Interesting argument.

But seriously, the video is really funny

[UNT90]

Didn't realize I said that. just reread it, nope didn't say that

Dude, just give up. They will change the narrative to suit their beliefs any chance they get, and throw I some sarcastic humor to show how much more intelligent and socially advanced they are compared to you.

And them they will resort to name calling if you try to intelligently respond.

It's what they do.

All the time.