Texas now has a cologne and perfume

[emmitt01]

They will be selling for $200 a bottle, flying of the shelves of Wal-Mart and will succeed in attracting the opposite sex half the time.

[UNTexas]

They will be selling for $200 a bottle, flying of the shelves of Wal-Mart and will succeed in attracting the opposite sex half the time.

So,60 percent of the time it works every time?

[southsideguy]

smells like bevy

[the green rokemi]

They will be selling for $200 a bottle, flying of the shelves of Wal-Mart and will succeed in attracting the opposite sex half the time.

So the other half of the time it attracts the same sex???

[Eastwood Eagle]

Probably smells like a drunk, obnoxious, frat boy on 6th.

[pastorgrant]

I'm so confused by this.

[emmitt01]

I'm so confused by this.

http://fansided.com/2014/04/15/university-texas-now-line-perfume-cologne/

What's confusing? This stuff will probably be America's most profitable fragrance, will fail to perform when it counts and idiots will wear it because "my daddy wore it when I was growing up".

[Rudy]

http://fansided.com/2014/04/15/university-texas-now-line-perfume-cologne/

What's confusing? This stuff will probably be America's most profitable fragrance, will fail to perform when it counts and idiots will wear it because "my daddy wore it when I was growing up".

That sounds like a tu version of viagra.

[JesseMartin]

So the other half of the time it attracts the same sex???

That's exactly what I was going to say. Sounds like a risky proposition no matter who you are.

[SilverEagle]

smells like bevy

I was imagining something like feedlot.

[ragpicker]

http://fansided.com/2014/04/15/university-texas-now-line-perfume-cologne/

What's confusing? This stuff will probably be America's most profitable fragrance, will fail to perform when it counts and idiots will wear it because "my daddy wore it when I was growing up".

Old Spice is what our daddy's wore and what girls daddy's wore. The theory is that because it reminds them of their daddy they tend to feel safe and let their guards down on a date. Big mistake

[ragpicker]

So what would ours smell like? Weed and 4th year losing coaches sweat?

How about "BRUCELING" with a rat on the bottle?

[JesseMartin]

How about "BRUCELING" with a rat on the bottle?

If you can't get laid in Bruce, you can't get laid anywhere.

[UNT90]

If you can't get laid in Bruce, you can't get laid anywhere.

Ya, but do you want to get laid in Bruce? Really?

[JesseMartin]

Ya, but do you want to get laid in Bruce? Really?

I guess it depends on which segment of the Bruce population you're talking about. Worked out just fine for me.

[ragpicker]

We need to be nice to Bruce. It is an authentic campus icon and really neat looking building in a 1940's kind of way. I also has a sun dial on the entrance side wall.

[UNT90]

Did they ever put air conditioning on Bruce? Lived in McConnell, but ate in Bruce.

Edited April 29, 2014 by UNT90

[emmitt01]

Did they ever put air conditioning on Bruce? Lived in McConnell, but ate in Bruce.

I lived in Maple

[the green rokemi]

Did they ever put air conditioning on Bruce? Lived in McConnell, but ate in Bruce.

Wasn't that the tamster hamster hall? Yes, Bruce eventually got a/c thankfully

[ragpicker]

Bruce is haunted.

[Eagle1855]

How many of you would buy Mean Green cologne?

[UNT90]

Wasn't that the tamster hamster hall? Yes, Bruce eventually got a/c thankfully

TAMS arrived my last semester in McConnell, which was an upper classmen dorm . Someone decided it would be smart to combine HS kids with upper classmen. Because surely 22 year old guys wouldn't try to have sex with 16 year old girls.

[UNT90]

Yep. Just shook my head when I saw college juniors hitting on 16 year olds...