Ever wish you could understand what your dog is thinking?

[MeanGreenTexan]

... Well, wish no more!

http://gma.yahoo.com/talking-dog-device-ready-hit-market-soon-163302793--abc-news-topstories.html

I hope this thing can read my dog's thoughts when she's dragging-her-ass-across-my-carpet-like-she's-got-worms-but-we've-had-her-tested-and-she-doesn't-have-worms-but-she-does-this-anyway, because I'd really like to know why she keeps doing this.

(not my dog above, but this is the same stunt she pulls, complete with the turn-around-and-smell maneuver).

[Cerebus]

because I'd really like to know why she keeps doing this.

http://www.vcahospitals.com/main/news/pet-news/why-does-my-dog-drag-her-butt-across-the-floor/598

Long story short, go to the vet.

This can also happen to cats, but they won't drag their butt around. If you cat suddenly gets even more lethargic and contemptuous than usual, it could be this.

[MeanGreenTexan]

http://www.vcahospitals.com/main/news/pet-news/why-does-my-dog-drag-her-butt-across-the-floor/598

Long story short, go to the vet.

This can also happen to cats, but they won't drag their butt around. If you cat suddenly gets even more lethargic and contemptuous than usual, it could be this.

My sister-in-law was trying to tell me how I can do this myself.

The groomer does this for us when we take her in. Bless her heart.

[forevereagle]

http://www.vcahospitals.com/main/news/pet-news/why-does-my-dog-drag-her-butt-across-the-floor/598

Long story short, go to the vet.

This can also happen to cats, but they won't drag their butt around. If you cat suddenly gets even more lethargic and contemptuous than usual, it could be this.

You know a lot of stuff about things.

[Cerebus]

You know a lot of stuff about things.

I once ate a whole live chicken.

[Rudy]

Dude, this would be kinda bad ass.