Cann we invite this guy to walk-on...

[The Fake Lonnie Finch]

...just so we can have a player named Bubu on the squad?

http://rivals.yahoo.com/northtexas/football/recruiting/player-Bubu-Alvarez-146309;_ylt=AmfhBJU4v0ikyv0aL6H7q__NSMJ_

I think at the end of his career, Howard Schnellenberger was offering guys just based on their unique names. A few of Schnelly's FAU players:

Nexon Dorvilus, TE and Tavious Polo, S: Writers, these are great names for a sci-fi vilians.

Andrew Bolognese, QB: Pepperjack cheese, please; hold the pickles.

Vinny Zaccario, K, and Vinny Davino, OL: Don't welch a bet with these guys.

Yourhighness Morgan, LB: Good to hang with royalty...in case the ref need to be politically influenced.

Cortez Gent, WR: Polite with the ladies.

Frantz Joseph, LB: Great composer, not a bad football players either

Cergile Sincere, LB: Mama always said, honesty is the best policy.

Warley Leroy, K: Just calling it out like it's written on the attendance sheet - last name first.

Others:

Di'Ivory Edgecomb, RB

Gedel Merzius, CB

McKinson Souverain, QB

Kinyumba Mutakabbir, LB

[The Fake Lonnie Finch]

He even looks nice: https://twitter.com/Bubugoalie53

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