Southern Miss Look-a-Like Thread

[MeanGreenTexan]

Have at it fellas (and ladies):

Southern Miss Roster

http://www.southernmiss.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/smis-m-footbl-mtt.html

I'll kick this thing off:

Seymour the Golden Eagle

Angry Big Bird

Hey, by the way guys, I heard that Houston has some nice areas and some ghetto areas. The ghetto areas to stay away from are: West University Place, Belaire, and River Oaks. Is that right? Rick Villareal is asking me because he was going to Katy to 'visit' with their successful H.S. football coach and didn't know where to stay.

I was hoping our new moderator could maybe do a flyover of these neighborhoods and give us some detailed high-def pictures, preferably of murderous crimes being committed or of a local high school game where one school is bullying the other on the gridiron.

Thanks in advance for your responses, and TODD DODGE RULES!!

[TheTastyGreek]

Any have any thoughts on gas prices in Mississippi?

Links, please.

[Cerebus]

Rick Villareal is asking me because he was going to Katy to 'visit' with their successful H.S. football coach and didn't know where to stay.

[Cerebus]

People, if this isn't at least two pages worth of torpedoing we are going to lose.

[ChristopherRyanWilkes]

Nick Mullens or...

Young Tom Cruise?

[ChristopherRyanWilkes]

Chris Cooley

Lenny Kravitz?

[ChristopherRyanWilkes]

Ed Wilkins

Will Smith?

[MeanGreenTexan]

Dear Christopher:

Now, about Will Smith's ears. I specifically remember them not being that big in the Summertime music video with DJ Jazzy Jeff. What happened?

[ChristopherRyanWilkes]

Dear Christopher:

Now, about Will Smith's ears. I specifically remember them not being that big in the Summertime music video with DJ Jazzy Jeff. What happened?

Couldn't match a bird with a bird comparison.

[ChristopherRyanWilkes]

Just trying to get the thread going,I'm sure theres more creative minds to pitch in. "Physical violence is the least of my priorities."

[MeanGreenTexan]

Couldn't match a bird with a bird comparison.

Ouch bro!

First, read this:

The above thread was an original masterpiece. There was a single look-a-like attempted. The rest was purely derailed. As you may remember, UNT won that game handily.

I've been trying to keep that luck going. If we turn this thing into a REAL look-a-like thread...

Your friend,

MeanGreenTexan

[ChristopherRyanWilkes]

Ouch bro!

First, read this:

The above thread was an original masterpiece. There was a single look-a-like attempted. The rest was purely derailed. As you may remember, UNT won that game handily.

I've been trying to keep that luck going. If we turn this thing into a REAL look-a-like thread...

Your friend,

MeanGreenTexan

But you also were upset with that look a like thread so maybe we win on weeks you are upset with look-a-like threads.. Its like that beer commercial,superstitions only crazy unless they work..

[MeanGreenTexan]

But you also were upset with that look a like thread so maybe we win on weeks you are upset with look-a-like threads.. Its like that beer commercial,superstitions only crazy unless they work..

[ChristopherRyanWilkes]

I thought you really liked Todd Dodge too..

[Christopher Walker]

So, anyway.

Anyone got the over/under on whether not the "99beers" poster on SoMiss' board is secret Illuminati?? And is secretly the same person on every sounding board out there?? I'm willing to take bets on a "post-a-like" thread.