I'd say "don't click on "putapop's" "Buy a

[eulessismore]

genuine NFL jersey". Because, folks, I'm sure there are much much better deals on jerseys and hoodies out there.

Tell you what: Tomorrow, I will post in regard to zippered UNT hoodies, historical West Texas Hotels, the UNT board of regents, viewing celestial bodies, javelina hogs, and create a narrative that hangs together while unifying all those elements.

All will revealed tomorrow. In the meantime, just remind yourself that software CANNOT generate a thread that can be understood and appreciated by a human.

And if you have to ask yourself one question, maybe it could be something like, "if I do it with my robot lover, am I cheating on my blowup doll?"

Edited October 19, 2013 by eulessismore

[Rudy]

There's a tennis shoe in my cheek. It's up under the skin.

[eulessismore]

There's a tennis shoe in my cheek. It's up under the skin.

Dude, you are already..."beyond the green".

[Texas Stranger]

I got escargot in my navel, Chuck

[UNTLifer]

I like to rub peanut butter in my underwear while playing Canasta with my Philipino cabana boy and riding tricylces, Chuck.