I've been thinking

[emmitt01]

Since I'm gonna have twins and I'm a North Texas die hard I've decided to hold them to the same standard as North Texas athletics.

1)At least half the time I want them to pass math

2)Five out of every seven days each week I want them to respect their mother

3)If they're girls I want them to have, at maximum, two abusive boyfriends

4) After college I expect one of them to find a job

[jdennis82]

Congrats on the forthcoming arrivals!

[KRAM1]

Good luck...be careful what you wish for.

I wish them both and you and your wife nothing but the best

Edited October 13, 2013 by KRAM1