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Kathryn Henderson named 11th ugliest college graduate by GMG.com

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Guys, you're so.....much..... better than this. Just stop it, PLEASE!

Nah, you severely overestimate me.

Really, I meant that as a self deprecating remark mocking the crippling loneliness I've lived over the past several years, rendering me without any filters or standards whatsoever. If it breathes, has a pulse, and fewer than two dozen prison tattoos, I'll date it.

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eulessismore Collaborator

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Nah, you severely overestimate me.

Really, I meant that as a self deprecating remark mocking the crippling loneliness I've lived over the past several years, rendering me without any filters or standards whatsoever. If it breathes, has a pulse, and fewer than two dozen prison tattoos, I'll date it.

Well, at least you're maintaining some standards. I also suggest no married, meth users, or serial killers.

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"You can find Kathryn lost in the back of a library, researching things no one else cares about, pontificating about that Danish Modernist chair at the flea market or noting the current trends in street fashion around NYC. Currently she resides in Brooklyn, NY with her two cats and (almost) too many friends."

hahahhahaha what an egotistical piece she is lol.

I live in a Brooklyn neighborhood that is largely populated by swarms of Kathryn Hendersons. Annoyingly, the pompous bio line above is the norm not the exception for the countless flocks of free lance/new media writers who lurk about at the local cafes and then blog about their trust fund-hipster lives.

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Oh, look, it's another "student of life" who will never hold a real job...or get laid before last call at the bar when all the fat girls are picked up.

If there is anything she does know, it's ugly. Ugly tattoos.

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11. Kathryn Henderson

Location: Various shitty websites across the internet

Year Built: 1986 (estimated)

Key Architects: Some woman of questionable judgment and virtue, some drunk and/or stupid bastard without the common sense to wear a condom

This rapidly decaying late 1900's structure illustrates the worst excesses of the period. The primary edifice is drab, with a shiny exterior that emphasizes the droopy, puffy flaws inherent in the structural design. Deep fissures in the exterior reveal a poor foundation, and the inevitable dilapidation they betray evokes a sense of despair in the viewer.

The east wing is marred by graffiti, exacerbating the hideousness of the chalky, pasty primary exterior color. This revolting palette is worsened by the flat, dingy canopy draped over the entire structure. Matted, begrimed, poorly landscaped and maintained... The overgrowth cries out for topiary care under an experienced hand.

Odd, sweeping, primarily cosmetic buttresses seem as though intended to minimize the bizarrely proportioned gap between metopion and ophyron, but fail miserably at the task. Taken entire, the lineament is off-putting and has little, if any, redeeming value.

VERDICT: A sad, almost comical abomination. Not uniquely revolting enough to stand out as exceptional... Mired primarily in a general, bland hideousness endemic to the region and period of assembly.

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This write up is worthless without a description of her feet.

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Grant.UNT Rookie

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I'm very confused by this. I didn't know we had some sort of list going. can someone explain this to me?

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Texas Stranger Proficient

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I live in a Brooklyn neighborhood that is largely populated by swarms of Kathryn Hendersons. Annoyingly, the pompous bio line above is the norm not the exception for the countless flocks of free lance/new media writers who lurk about at the local cafes and then blog about their trust fund-hipster lives.

Meh. If they had REAL trust funds they'd be living in Manhattan.

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