EVER WONDER???

[GrayEagle]

EVER WONDER????

--why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

--why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

--why you don't ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

--why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

--why doctors call what they do "practice"?

--why you have to click "Start" to stop Windows 98?

--why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid

is made with real lemons?

--why the man who invests all of your money is called a broker?

--why there isn't any mouse-flavored cat food?

--who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavor?

--why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitos?

--why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

--why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the

indestructable black box?

--why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

--why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

--if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

--why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

[GreenEggs&Ham™]

Running test. Sorry. Ignore.