UTSA picks for C-USA

[Harry]

http://utsa.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1527294

[JesseMartin]

I really would like to think that we will end up a bit higher by the end of the season, but I can see how preseason rankings may be pretty close to what his votes will be. Unless all of our redshirts and such turn out to be total duds, I totally expect us to sneak by UTSA and UTEP in conference records. Possibly higher, but that's my basic expectation as of now.

[FirefightnRick]

4. UTSA picks up third commitment

It turns out that the commitment that came last week was not from the camp but from cornerback Anthoula "Tank" Kelly. The Galena Park speedster chose UTSA over North Texas on Friday night after visiting UTSA over the weekend....

Rick

[PlummMeanGreen]

"You want a war? Then we'll give you a war!"

(a line from Costner's movie "The Postman").

Do the UTSA people and their shamelessly biased (but most naive) local sports media yet realize that all their fried chicken in hands waving fans do not get to suit up for any C-USA football games?

Let these head strong novices from San Antone' win all the pre-season polls they want to fabricate till the cows come home, but the fact remains they will get to visit a real on-campus NCAA Division 1 college football stadium that Henry Cisneros had not a damn thing to do with its creation. Our stadium was funded in a most impeccably honest sort of way, too. In fact, we also had a football team to put in our stadium once finished.

The following prediction based on most of a returning Mean Green football team of which 7 of our players are on Phil Steele's C-USA projected all conference teams, ie, more than any other CUSA football team)................ along with some dandy NCAA FBS transfers and more than a handful of most talented UNT red shirt frosh, ie, with most of this returning Mean Green football team who were part of a huge (bowl bound) University of Louisiana Rajun Cajun nationally televised ESPN win at Apogee last Fall and for Bill Snyder's (Top 25 poll ranked & bowl bound) Kansas State Wildcats last season a "much too close for his good" UNT-KSU football game when Derek Thompson had a game plan presented to him which utilized his skills to the max.

The prediction being this:

Post-game at Apogee Stadium, UTSA (with their skinny little bird legs) will be running south on the Interstate 35 of their choice back to San Antone' like a real Road Runner, but rather one which didn't quite 'ska-doodle" fast enough but rather one that will have been hit by a Mean Green 18 Wheeler Trucking Machine creating road kill out of these Road Runners of UTSA; that is, their football team which will have lost to yet another C-USA opponent, but this one which will be dressed out in a perfect shade of green.

And then this group of Road Runners will (if they haven't already) have to re-think and regroup from what will have turned out to be stark reality check compared to their school's quite naive summer time football fantasy predictions for themselves; that is, when schools like UTSA sometimes even see themselves as NCAA national championship contenders.

In closing...........the University of North Texas Mean Green will give these NCAA FBS novices a pass this time mostly based on their being new to all this along with their complete utter naivety, but the University of North Texas Mean Green will not let them leave "Our House" this Fall with not much left than a bag full of Kentucky Fried Chicken bones.

GMG!

PS: Even Zorro (apparently yet another of many of our rich and famous UNT alums) is working on

a "UNT Wins" sword-produced inscription made especially for the Road-Runners of San Antone'.

The gloating after this game will be so-ooooooooooooooooo sweet and righteous because of some of their fan's recent & numerous condescending remarks about our school. North Texas will (in deed) against the UT-SA Road Runners....Take No Prisoners!

(So...game still on, Road Birdies)?

Edited July 23, 2013 by PlummMeanGreen

[JesseMartin]

You lost me at the Zorro part...who are you talking about?

[emmitt01]

Rick

People are buying what they're selling.

Us? Well...

[FroggyStyle]

The fact that you're talking about gloating over a win against UTSA (and that's a big IF you win) shows the sorry state of affairs plaguing North Texas football.

"You want a war? Then we'll give you a war!" (a line from Costner's movie "The Postman"). Do the UTSA people and their shamelessly biased (but most naive) local sports media yet realize that all their fried chicken in hands waving fans do not get to suit up for any C-USA football games? Let these head strong novices from San Antone' win all the pre-season polls they want to fabricate till the cows come home, but the fact remains they will get to visit a real on-campus NCAA Division 1 college football stadium that Henry Cisneros had not a damn thing to do with its creation. Our stadium was funded in a most impeccably honest sort of way, too. In fact, we also had a football team to put in our stadium once finished. The following prediction based on most of a returning Mean Green football team of which 7 of our players are on Phil Steele's C-USA projected all conference teams, ie, more than any other CUSA football team)................ along with some dandy NCAA FBS transfers and more than a handful of most talented UNT red shirt frosh, ie, with most of this returning Mean Green football team who were part of a huge (bowl bound) University of Louisiana Rajun Cajun nationally televised ESPN win at Apogee last Fall and for Bill Snyder's (Top 25 poll ranked & bowl bound) Kansas State Wildcats last season a "much too close for his good" UNT-KSU football game when Derek Thompson had a game plan presented to him which utilized his skills to the max. The prediction being this: Post-game at Apogee Stadium, UTSA (with their skinny little bird legs) will be running south on the Interstate 35 of their choice back to San Antone' like a real Road Runner, but rather one which didn't quite 'ska-doodle" fast enough but rather one that will have been hit by a Mean Green 18 Wheeler Trucking Machine creating road kill out of these Road Runners of UTSA; that is, their football team which will have lost to yet another C-USA opponent, but this one which will be dressed out in a perfect shade of green. And then this group of Road Runners will (if they haven't already) have to re-think and regroup from what will have turned out to be stark reality check compared to their school's quite naive summer time football fantasy predictions for themselves; that is, when schools like UTSA sometimes even see themselves as NCAA national championship contenders. In closing...........the University of North Texas Mean Green will give these NCAA FBS novices a pass this time mostly based on their being new to all this along with their complete utter naivety, but the University of North Texas Mean Green will not let them leave "Our House" this Fall with not much left than a bag full of Kentucky Fried Chicken bones. GMG! PS: Even Zorro (apparently yet another of many of our rich and famous UNT alums) is working on a "UNT Wins" sword-produced inscription made especially for the Road-Runners of San Antone'. The gloating after this game will be so-ooooooooooooooooo sweet and righteous because of some of their fan's recent & numerous condescending remarks about our school. North Texas will (in deed) against the UT-SA Road Runners....Take No Prisoners! (So...game still on, Road Birdies)?

[forevereagle]

The fact that you're talking about gloating over a win against UTSA (and that's a big IF you win) shows the sorry state of affairs plaguing North Texas football.

The fact you you're trolling on a UNT board as a TCU (not that we are playing you any time soon) fan shows the sorry state of you.

[oldschoollefty]

The fact that you're talking about gloating over a win against UTSA (and that's a big IF you win) shows the sorry state of affairs plaguing North Texas football.

There was a time in the not too distant past that the little froggies were talking up "regional rivalries" with such powerhouses as SMUt, Rice and Tulane. Let us enjoy ours for now as we move up the food chain of D1 college football.

[UNTLifer]

http://utsa.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1527294

That dude's smoking crack.

[drex]

Mike Craven has SMU ties, as my memory serves me..another reason to have a distaste for UTSA.