Signing Day Event At Apogee

LongJim · February 7, 2013

My wife has a running joke with me during football season these days. As I am getting ready to leave for a home (or away) game, she just smiles sweetly at me and says "sweetie, wouldn't it just be a lot easier If I beat you with barbed wire.....it couldn't possibly hurt any more, and it would be over with a lot sooner"....sometimes it's a temptation. ..........

"Oh God, yessss..." ?

:lol:

ForneyGreen · February 7, 2013

Uhhh, isn't that pretty much the definition of a loyal North Texas fan?

My wife has a running joke with me during football season these days. As I am getting ready to leave for a home (or away) game, she just smiles sweetly at me and says "sweetie, wouldn't it just be a lot easier If I beat you with barbed wire.....it couldn't possibly hurt any more, and it would be over with a lot sooner"....sometimes it's a temptation. ..........

This made me laugh My sweet wife goes through the same thing every year as I pursue another year of football masochism with my beloved Mean Green.

greenjoe · February 7, 2013

My wife comes with me to the games. But your "barbed wire" story reminds me of a scenerio between wife and me.

I own a green MG. My kids used to call it the "little green car." Whenever we're driving and I see an MG parked somewhere, I'll say, "Look at that MG." To which my wife will respond, "Notice it's not running."