Fake Tony Benford

[Mean Green Scrappy]

Fake Tony Benford

Ok, which one of you is behind this? Pretty darn funny in my opinion.

[UNT90]

All of that sounds very Greek to me...

[Green P1]

I like that Clarke is following him.

[oldguystudent]

I can't even read Twitter.

[Mean Green Scrappy]

I like that Clarke is following him.

I'm glad you mentioned Clarke cause I thought I was following him but apparently I wasn't. I was following old Clarke. Guess he made a new twitter account since joining UNT.

Old Clarke

New Clarke

[Quoner]

I have a guess of who it is, so I will be sending a letter to their boss tomorrow.

[All About UNT]

I have a guess of who it is, so I will be sending a letter to their boss tomorrow.

Harry is self employed brah

[GreenBat]

I have a guess of who it is, so I will be sending a letter to their boss tomorrow.

To reccomend himfor a raise!

[oldguystudent]

I have a guess of who it is, so I will be sending a letter to their boss tomorrow.

Can't +1 on my phone, but that was brilliant.

[golfingomez]

Hahah...thanks for the laughs...

[eulessismore]

That's hilarious sh*t, and I've never used an asterisk in a post before. I mean, there are clues: make note of the good grammar, clever statistical analysis, and Agamemnon? How many of us even think about that? Honestly, I suspect this is someone who actually wishes Benford well.

[emmitt01]

If this twitter account gets too funny it'll be subbed out.

[golfingomez]

If you go back far enough his recipe for Christmas dinner is brilliant

[Army of Dad]

I might have to get a twitter account just to follow that one.

[CurveItAround]

Damn, that's some funny stuff. And shows some real commitment to a cause.

As someone pointed out earlier, if this does not wreak of some pretty tasty twittering, someone is framing an innocent man.

[Mean Green Scrappy]

Have y'all seen the last two tweets directed to FIU? Greatness!

Fake Tony Benford:

@FIU_Parking I got a dozen guys looking to park it in a FIU Dazzler sometime after 9 on Thursday. Any open slots? #NoCarpool #TrainOptional

@FIUMensBBall Don't start without us! I coach our bus to circle the arena until 3 seconds to tipoff, then frantically crash into the door.

[UNT90]

This may be the greatest thing since the Parthenon!

[GangGreen]

This may be the greatest thing since the Parthenon!

Heck no, this is the greatest thing since quartered pita!

[GangGreen]

-1???

Who in the world hates pita??

[UNT90]

-1???

Who in the world hates pita??

Prejudice, bro. Some people just hate the greeks.

[emmitt01]

Have y'all seen the last two tweets directed to FIU? Greatness!

Fake Tony Benford:

@FIU_Parking I got a dozen guys looking to park it in a FIU Dazzler sometime after 9 on Thursday. Any open slots? #NoCarpool #TrainOptional

@FIUMensBBall Don't start without us! I coach our bus to circle the arena until 3 seconds to tipoff, then frantically crash into the door.

I sincerely hope there is no parking to be found in Miami. We already have a couple "parking tickets" with an 18 year fine.