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Per their forum, a peek at the possible new Houston Cougars stadium?


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That screams soccer stadium (sorry KRAM), or similar to the "birds nest" Olympic stadium in Beijing (I believe that's where) on the exterior. The inside looks very nice. Hopefully they will turn/position the thing to where it looks toward the downtown skyline. It'll be interesting to follow the progress of theirs and Baylor's.

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And that the team will be carried onto the field in golden chariots pulled by the only living unicorns.

The only living unicorns until they sacrifice them during the inaugural game in the new stadium in an act of appeasement for the angry gods of football which will secure an undefeated record until the end of time and then, when ten decades of winning has come to pass, capacity will be increased to 20 million so that the entire greater Houston area (taking into account population increase) can attend the game (as mandated by the Czar of the Country of Houston) and they will watch on a screen ten times as wide and three times as tall as that found in the Dark Stadium of the North and all the world will bear witness to the glory that is the greatest football school in the history of the universe as we knew it (before we found other universes which is obviously a whole other story entirely).

But they still won't have a Big XII invite. :(

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The only living unicorns until they sacrifice them during the inaugural game in the new stadium in an act of appeasement for the angry gods of football which will secure an undefeated record until the end of time and then, when ten decades of winning has come to pass, capacity will be increased to 20 million so that the entire greater Houston area (taking into account population increase) can attend the game (as mandated by the Czar of the Country of Houston) and they will watch on a screen ten times as wide and three times as tall as that found in the Dark Stadium of the North and all the world will bear witness to the glory that is the greatest football school in the history of the universe as we knew it (before we found other universes which is obviously a whole other story entirely).

But they still won't have a Big XII invite. :(

Those creative writing classes down at the rec are really paying off.

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