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Cougar King
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Where have you been the last 5 years? Unlike UNT, we have sold out our stadium almost every game including TxST and La Tech. We brought 30k to Reliant this past weekend even though we were 0-3. Colle

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Cougars = MILFs MILFs = mothers Mean Green = Eagles Mean Green = Mother ****ing Eagles

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UNT 30, Cougar High 28 Olen has a statement game with 11 made field goals and one taken off the board due to a Houston personal foul as part of our new game strategy.

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Spend less time watching carnies do the horizontal hula in fair park restrooms and more time with us, watching Jason Attaway highlight DVDs and drinking root beer schnapps.

Maybe if you'd have actually delivered on your Mystery Men blog then none of this would have happened. Blame yourself.

Do I tell you how to do YOUR job? Then don't tell me how to do mine.

I blame myself for everything. Including the death of a once proud website. And then the creation and subsequent death of another. And that podcast didn't last very long, either.

When I stop to think about it... I probably wouldn't want to hang out with me, either.

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Well, guys, I'm done. Keep Googling my name. Unfortunately I can't stoop to your maturity level since you all hide your names...but that's cool, see you guys in a few months once somebody name drops me again!

You'll keep going on and on and on...showing that "maturity" you guys preach. TTYL!

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Do I tell you how to do YOUR job? Then don't tell me how to do mine.

I blame myself for everything. Including the death of a once proud website. And then the creation and subsequent death of another. And that podcast didn't last very long, either.

When I stop to think about it... I probably wouldn't want to hang out with me, either.

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C'mon... what would Blue Raja and the Spleen say about that attitude?

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C'mon... what would Blue Raja and the Spleen say about that attitude?

Too late, I suck.

Go ahead and eat that egg salad sandwich. I'm out for the Mystery Men group costume this Halloween, too. Good luck finding another Mr. Furious in four weeks.

NOT THAT MY PHONE EVER RANG WITH AN INVITATION IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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Wow, you guys are obsessed with SMU. Then again, obsessed is an understatement. I mean yeah, we talk smack to SMU but giving them their yearly beat down on the field and outrecruting them takes a lot of the fun out of it. Lee Corso saying $%^& it and throwing the SMU helmet as he put on Shasta's head on College Gameday was priceless. I KNOW a lot of you folks on here were jealous and wished that had been Eppy's Scrappy's head he put on instead. :D

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Wow, you guys are obsessed with SMU. Then again, obsessed is an understatement. I mean yeah, we talk smack to SMU but giving them their yearly beat down on the field and outrecruting them takes a lot of the fun out of it. Lee Corso saying $%^& it and throwing the SMU helmet as he put on Shasta's head on College Gameday was priceless. I KNOW a lot of you folks on here were jealous and wished that had been Eppy's Scrappy's head he put on instead. :D

If you aren't going to put together a Cloud Atlas costume and wait in the midnight line with me, then nothing you have to say is of any relevance.

There are only two Shastas I care about. One is the soda I started drinking after those angry clowns started buying up all the Faygo. The second is the criminally under appreciated Jake Busey comic showcase.

MAKE THIS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS SOMEHOW.

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If you aren't going to put together a Cloud Atlas costume and wait in the midnight line with me, then nothing you have to say is of any relevance.

There are only two Shastas I care about. One is the soda I started drinking after those angry clowns started buying up all the Faygo. The second is the criminally under appreciated Jake Busey comic showcase.

MAKE THIS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS SOMEHOW.

Do I look like I care about your interests? Didn't think so.

I might as well get on the SMU bandwagon too since that is the custom on this site. SMU hates us to this day because we put 95 points on them without even trying. The hate reignited after our backup QB came in after we took Keenum out and threw a bomb into the endzone. They say our fans are all a bunch of punks, but I don't even know where they could have gotten that from. They even have a most hated in-state schools list on their boards. We're #1 in half of them while UNT isn't even mentioned lol.

UH= Bugs Bunny

SMU= Elmer Fudd

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