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T-minus one day folks


emmitt01

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I don't know about you guys but I'm gonna be just about useless at work today. It's the Friday before game day!!!!

I've got the bottled water, tents, beer, chairs, tailgating crew briefed...and, because I was so amped today while shopping, I broke down and made another gallon or so of the Mean Green Punch. I'll be walking around the red/blue lots giving out samples.*

*Do not drink the Mean Green Punch if:

You don't like the feeling of being tipsy

You are a pansy

You are pregnant

You are female, and don't want to risk getting pregnant

You intend to sit on your hands inside the stadium

You can't find your way INTO the stadium

You have a heart condition

You have any friends with video cameras

You're a great man

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