Want to find a culprit for our storms? Look to North Texas

[Harry]

I think now I will finally be able to convince you that these Texas folk cannot be trusted.

First, let’s analyze the dates of the situation.

Katrina made landfall on Aug. 29, 2005.

Isaac did most of its damage on Aug. 29, 2012.

How original – it’s obvious the Mean Green only have super secret steering powers during this one time of the year.

And the names?

Ike occurred in 2008.

Isaac was in 2012.

Last time I checked, most people named Isaac are called Ike for short, right?

Again – how original, Greenies.

No matter how you slice it, ladies and gentlemen, I am on to the culprit of our misery – North Texas.

They are the blame for all of our woes and they are the blame for everything that has happened in the past few storms that have hit our area.

I urge LSU officials to never school these borderline communist rebels ever again.

Our state needs a break.

With respect to privacy and clarity, I will now ask that only North Texas fans read the final few lines of this column.

Dear North Texas,

I do not truly blame you, nor your school for our misfortunes. Come on – how stupid do you all think I am? If you believed any of that trash above, then I have a beach house in North Dakota to sell you.

The truth is, you are one of my favorite programs in the Sun Belt Conference – no true LSU fan cheers for ULL.

Being a Tigers alum, I have become spoiled with LSU football and its recent dominance.

Because of that success, I love to see our team play fierce out-of-conference foes like Oregon or West Virginia – it just gets my blood bubbling.

No disrespect to you, nor your team, but I just thought I could halt LSU’s soft scheduling if I labeled you as an evil mystic steering hurricanes our way.

The evidence was too much to pass up.

It’s worth a shot, right?

Signed,

Casey’s Corner

P.S. Sorry for the butt whoopin’ on Saturday. Best of luck the rest of the season! You have a strong team. Just go easy on the opponent’s quarterbacks. You were mean to Mett.

Read more: http://www.tri-parishtimes.com/sports/caseys_corner/article_eb8905de-f780-11e1-8dc0-0019bb2963f4.html

[oldschoollefty]

I thought G.W. Bush was to blame for the hurricanes...

G.W. Bush has been seen at SMU functions recently...

Hmmmmm.......

[UNT90]

Was it Gustov or Ike that hit in 2008??

I am confused. I thought Ike was in 2005 shortly after Katrina.

[MeanGreenTexan]

Next time we play LSU, it's going to be hurricane Mean Green.

[UNT90]

It was bothering me so much, I had to know...

It WAS hurricane Gustov that hit Louisiana in 2008, not Ike.

Ike hit Galveston about a week later.

Stupid Caguns.

Edited September 6, 2012 by UNT90

[Rudy]

I tried reading that...

My brain hurts.