College Football’s 2012 All-Name Team

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QB: Stevie Joe Dorman, Colorado State – Two first names is usually a punch line to a "You Know You're a Redneck if..." joke, even outside the south.

RB: Konockus Sashington, North Texas – His first name makes him sound concussion-prone; his last name sounds like an old-fashioned type of dance.

RB: Sirgregory Thornton, Arkansas State – “I’m much too snooty to run between the tackles! I simply must run outside only!”

WR: Philander Moore, Ole Miss (pictured) – All his teammates are suspicious when they see him talking to their girlfriends.

WR: Bookie Cobbins, Kentucky – Hopefully he doesn’t wear glasses, otherwise he’d get wedgies all the time.

TE: Rob Blanchflower, UMass – Tight ends need to be big and powerful, not pale and delicate.

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