SMU Football. Hookers.

[Censored by Laurie]

10 minutes worth of "pub" for SMU on the Ticket right now. Gold.

[emmitt01]

Here's my thoughts:

1)Just kill her before leaving the house. We all know SMU players don't get in trouble for that.

2)This kid obviously doesn't know the code of the streets. You can't turn a ho into a housewife.

[greenminer]

My current fave is "if you don't pay a hooker is it still illegal?"

That one, and this:

"Any lawyers want to tackle this? Sure, it's embarrassing, but are the guys really in any trouble, other than having to replace stolen items? I wonder if this will be a few wind sprints for poor judgement and done. Sure hope so."

[pollock]

Craig James would have handled it better.

[UNTstormchaser]

This legitimately made my day. So damn funny.

[Texas Stranger]

3. It is more economical to pay someone $50 than to have $3,000 of your stuff stolen

It's not like they actually paid for any of that stuff

[greenminer]

The Ticket was talking about this between 6 - 615. I was laughing in my car so hard, it brought tears to my eyes.

[Texas Stranger]

"In the police report, Nwabuike admitted that, “he did not pay the suspect for the acts that she performed”

He did, however, leave a deposit

[SCREAMING EAGLE-66]

My current fave is "if you don't pay a hooker is it still illegal?"

Mine is:

This should serve as proof positive that the actions that got SMU in hot water with the NCAA in the 80s are long gone if players cannot come up with $50 to settle a bill with a hooker.

[Rudy]

3. It is more economical to pay someone $50 than to have $3,000 of your stuff stolen

Hookernomics 101.

[oldschoollefty]

He did, however, leave a deposit

One liner of the year ^^^^^^^^^^ Solid gold!

[Varsity]

My current fave is "if you don't pay a hooker is it still illegal?"

Yes, it's called rape.

[Green Mean]

I don't get how a young college football player would have the need to pay for sex. That said I would have let it go and forget the things that got robbed because I personally wouldn't have wanted the whole world to know about the incident. But that's just me.

[Rudy]

Yes, it's called rape.

Not payin a ho is not rape.