SMU Football. Hookers.

[Texas Stranger]

We know it happens, but now we get to make fun of it for-real.

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/07/26/smu-football-players-accuse-prostitute-of-burglary/

I hope this one lives.

[Censored by Laurie]

Greatest off-season ever.

[cdizzle86]

Hahahahajahahahahahahaha

[golfingomez]

greatness

[Marty]

Where was Craig James when this took place?

[Eastwood Eagle]

The reason they got ripped off was because their colleague, Craig James, killed one of their colleagues, random hookers.

[All About UNT]

A $50 hooker? Lol....sounds like the kind u leave in your house when your gone!

[ADLER]

[bstnsportsfan3]

and they say SMU student's are smart. Any one knows you don't leave a hooker unintended inside your house.

[untwillrise]

You do not bring a hooker to your house.

[Texas Stranger]

Who's paying that University Park rent ? Go for it Vito, there's your Pulitzer waiting.

[tylermeangreen]

"In the police report, Nwabuike admitted that, “he did not pay the suspect for the acts that she performed” and left the woman in the home alone while the players attended the banquet."

Good Gawd Almighty, this guy ain't too bright. I have no idea what position he plays but I sure hope he is an SMU quarterback!

From home "quickie" to SMU banquet "quiche" - ah, life is good on the hilltop.

[forevereagle]

She should be watching her back right now, we know what football players do to hookers while at SMU.

[GrandGreen]

Exhibit 1, SMU does not have high enrollment standards for athletes.

[meangreendork]

In the police report, Nwabuike admitted that, “he did not pay the suspect for the acts that she performed” and left the woman in the home alone while the players attended the banquet.

This is absolutely hilarious. In the process of not paying someone, and then leaving them in the home unattended, people are surprised when stuff goes missing.

[Stan R]

[drex]

Gives new meaning to 'pony up.'

[Side Show Joe]

LOL!!!

I can hear the SMU players giving the report to the cops...."She did the flip flop on me!"

Edited July 27, 2012 by Side Show Joe

[medpilot21]

"Officer, we were only gone for a couple of hours? She took our TV's, our laptops, and our playbooks!"

DPD Seargent Emmitt Jackson - "Uh?, I wouldnt sweat losing the playbooks..why didnt she take the donkey?"

GMG!!!

[Harry]

Love this headline on the Dallas Observer:

SMU Linebacker Learns the Hard Way: Always Pay Your Hooker

[Harry]

Ponyboard discussion

[Green Jackal]

Wow, such a great learning experience for these young men:

1. Don't forget to pay the hooker (see Secret Service example)

2. Don't leave the hooker or any stranger in your house after you leave (especially if you owe them money)

3. It is more economical to pay someone $50 than to have $3,000 of your stuff stolen

4. If you engage in illegal activity don't call the cops if the deal goes bad

5. If your a college football player and you still have to pay for it, you are doing something wrong

[greenminer]

Ponyboard discussion

Some gold in there.

[Censored by Laurie]

Some gold in there.

My current fave is "if you don't pay a hooker is it still illegal?"

[Rudy]

SMU should have Beastie Boys "She's Crafty" playing in a loop in the locker room this season. There's a lesson in there.