Sun Belt ... we need to talk.

[NorthTexan95]

Sun Belt ... we need to talk. Do you remember when we said everything was alright? Well, it wasn't. You're not the problem, we are. We're not the same school as when we met. We've grown apart over the years. We knew from the beginning that a long distance relationship like ours would be tough. We like you but we don't love you. We need to move on. We think we'll be better off as friends.

Yes, we have met someone else. We've been seeing each other for awhile now. We feel closer to them than we ever did with you. Hopefully you'll meet someones who will complete you.

[Rudy]

We love you but we're not IN love with you.

You're not conference enough to satisfy us anymore.

[oldguystudent]

No need to sugar coat it, babe. I caught you shacking up with Benson. You harlot!

[greenminer]

So how much does the department save on the gas/travel budget?

[Side Show Joe]

These are funny. Especially the one about Benson. Anytime you use the word harlot in a post, I'm going to give you a plus one. Having said that, I'm not going to kick any of our current conference-mates while they are down. If we were on the poo end of the stick, we would not like it. I look forward to one last good season in the Belt, and a bright future in C-USA. Go Mean Green!!!

[eulessismore]

These are funny. Especially the one about Benson. Anytime you use the word harlot in a post, I'm going to give you a plus one. Having said that, I'm not going to kick any of our current conference-mates while they are down. If we were on the poo end of the stick, we would not like it. I look forward to one last good season in the Belt, and a bright future in C-USA. Go Mean Green!!!

I think you're on to something there. For one thing, if you finally get something going with that girl of your dreams, she's not going to appreciate your talking about your ex all that much. Maybe the less said (about or to that ex), the better.