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HOT SPRINGS, AR -- The conference realignment merry-go-round continues. Dewey, the Official Bear of the Sun Belt Conference Basketball Tournament, announced today that he will be leaving the Sun Belt to join Conference USA beginning in the 2013 basketball season.

"I've had a lot of success with the Sun Belt and wish to express my thanks and gratitude to such a fine conference," Dewey said as he sipped a cold soda. "Boy, I love sugar."

"I think I'm ready for bigger things," said the lovable Ursidae. "My goal is to do circus performances in the ABA someday, so I can't hang around in Hot Springs forever. But, I do love the tender meat of the SBC."

Dewey has predicted Sun Belt Conference Tournament games for two seasons, having a breakout year in the 2012 tournament when he went 16-5. He became a Twitter sensation during the tournament.

When SBC Commissioner Karl Benson was asked for a comment, he mysteriously uttered the word "spumoni" over and over. Lee Fowler, Sun Belt Director of Men's and Women's Basketball Operations, said "There will be no refunds."

Dewey has expressed no preference on where C-USA will hold their annual tournament. "I go where the action is. Just ask Stephan Miller. I just hope wherever we land thay have corn dog night."

Asked if he will make a final appearance in Hot Springs, Dewey smiled and said "Do I poop in the woods?"

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