We're the most hardluck school in America

The Fake Lonnie Finch · February 13, 2012

We're not included in any mergers of conferences. And, our excellent new coach revealed a major eye problem during the season, and now he's had a stroke.

Sometimes, you just have to shake your head at the things that go on around us. Just when things seem to be looking up, this kind of day occurs.

UNTLifer · February 13, 2012

How can you say we aren't included in any mergers?

The Fake Lonnie Finch · February 13, 2012

Which one are we included in?

golfingomez · February 13, 2012

and we blow games that we are leading 48-29...

UNTLifer · February 13, 2012

Which one are we included in?

I understand where you are coming from, but just because it hasn't gone public doesn't mean talks haven't happened.

NorthTexan95 · February 13, 2012

The new "national conference" will have 18 to 24 teams. If they stay at 18 then we're in trouble. If they expand to 20 it's hard to see us not getting in.

We just need patience ... we should have plenty of experience with that.

The Fake Lonnie Finch · February 13, 2012

and we blow games that we are leading 48-29...

...on the road even...to a wildly gesticulating, washed up coach as well. Thanks for reminding me of how I spent my Saturday night.

MeanGreenTexan · February 13, 2012

Which one are we included in?

I heard RV was in talks with the Awesome Conference. It would put UNT in the same conference with the following:

Sexual Intercourse

80"+ HD TVs

Shiner Bock

Leather Recliners

BBQ Ribs

'54 Mercedes Gullwing

10 Billion dollars

The conference has been looking for its 8th member since dinosaurs were terminated due to APR violations.

In addition to UNT, they're currently considering Chuck Norris, The Great Wall of China and Seal Team 6.

I think UNT has the upper hand. :rock:

The Fake Lonnie Finch · February 13, 2012

The older you get, the more sexual intercourse is overrated. If he has to jettison one thing on the list, tell him to keep fighting for the BBQ Ribs. You don't have to talk to BBQ Ribs when you are done with them.