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Does this mean Tony Mitchell is the new Chuck Norris?

"Tony Mitchell's tears can cure cancer...to bad Tony Mitchell has never cried."

"You don't find Tony Mitchell...Tony Mitchell finds you."

"Ghosts sit around the camp fire telling Tony Mitchell stories."

"Tony Mitchell can split the atom...with his bare hands (and a basketball)."

"When the Boogyman goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Tony Mitchell."

"Tony Mitchell once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one."

"China once shared a border with the United States...till Tony Mitchell Slam Dunked it all the way through the earth."

"Physics is bound by the laws of Tony Mitchell."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Tony Mitchell."

"The perfect bedtime story goes like this: Once upon a time, Tony Mitchell. The end."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and Tony Mitchell."

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Does this mean Tony Mitchell is the new Chuck Norris?

"Tony Mitchell's tears can cure cancer...to bad Tony Mitchell has never cried."

"You don't find Tony Mitchell...Tony Mitchell finds you."

"Ghosts sit around the camp fire telling Tony Mitchell stories."

"Tony Mitchell can split the atom...with his bare hands (and a basketball)."

"When the Boogyman goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Tony Mitchell."

"Tony Mitchell once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one."

"China once shared a border with the United States...till Tony Mitchell Slam Dunked it all the way through the earth."

"Physics is bound by the laws of Tony Mitchell."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Tony Mitchell."

"The perfect bedtime story goes like this: Once upon a time, Tony Mitchell. The end."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and Tony Mitchell."

I don't get why people think Chuck Norris' hyperboles are the best. It is obvious that the best hyperboles are about Bill Brasky.

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