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Mean Green Texan most of the mean green posters have dreams so they can have dreams come true – for those paranoid pontificators like yourself – they are dreamless.

By now you are looking to eat some humble pie – I wanted to help you out so I called Hals Humble Pie Store in Krum and ordered you a number 2 on the menu – the #2 is a cow pie with the hoof print of a horse in the middle of it, its called the real thing– I also thought you might want an appetizer so I added the stuffed horse radish – its number one on the appetizer list and is called kick in the butt – so I ordered you two kicks in the butt and one real thing – your order number is UNT-68 FIU - 61

Hope your crystal ball clears up soon

I'll humbly eat these Humble Pies, but if you believe we're going to win against FAU, I'll order you the world famous #1 "Certifiable" from Cathy's Crazy Custards store in Tioga. The #2, "Loco", is actually more like Flan, but it's not bad.

:D:flowers:

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if there were 798 people at that game...ill eat my left shoe.

You've got to count the two teams, game workers, refs, cheerleaders and the 250 imaginary fans in attendance.

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