I just don't think I do enough

[Eagle1855]

Nope. They're too busy supporting the university in so many other ways that it would make your head explode were you to attempt understand.

They're not the problem.

Sometimes I hate you but I always love you.

[BadKarma]

Two words- electric chair. Think of the advantage we have when our players become accustomed to the smell of charred flesh. Plus, it would serve as entertainment, a warning to would be scoff laws, help with prison population, and finally, we can start playing new years bowl games and use it to ring in the new year. They let TCU take the frog horn to Pasadena, they should let us bring old sparky wherever.

[TheTastyGreek]

Maybe a death row hanging at half time - the Half Time Hanging. Crowds love that stuff.

This isn't Waco.

We don't do that sort of thing here.

[Green P1]

Sometimes I hate you but I always love you.

wink