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And just what does any of that have to do with cows or cowboy hats or honky-tonk bars full of high haired, loud mouthed Texas women riding mechanical bulls while cheating on John Travolta with the local hood fresh out of prison?

Try to stay on topic.

I would, but you haven't come up with a topic yet. You just want to throw around insults.

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The topic is broke back mountains, cows, dirt, drought, hating Mexicans, swilling cheap beer, mechanical bulls, loose and dirty looking women, little midget men with big hats who constantly talk about how big they are and more dirt and no trees and more dirt.

So, basically, your life story?

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The topic is broke back mountains, cows, dirt, drought, hating Mexicans, swilling cheap beer, mechanical bulls, loose and dirty looking women, little midget men with big hats who constantly talk about how big they are and more dirt and no trees and more dirt.

The topic is Arizona?

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The topic is broke back mountains, cows, dirt, drought, hating Mexicans, swilling cheap beer, mechanical bulls, loose and dirty looking women, little midget men with big hats who constantly talk about how big they are and more dirt and no trees and more dirt.

Is tree-poisoning off limits ?

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All right, Rudy, you seem pretty cool. I'm going to jump up on my cow and mosey on along off into the sunset while yodeling a Jimmie Rodgers tune. I don't even know why I came here.

Y'all take care.

Isn't beastiality illegal in Alabama? And you told us you weren't familar with cow culture.

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I was trying to keep it clean because, I figured, being a Texas board, there were a lot of Bible thumpers around that would have seizures upon reading real smack. Then, naturally, a quick banning would follow.

Are evil and bad words of the devil allowed here?

But really, you have to dislike your opponent to really achieve worthy smack talk. I had never heard of you guys before 2002. I understand, according to a stat website, that Alabama played Northern Texas University in '95 but, I had forgot about that one.

Smack talking the Northern Texas fans would be like picking on the cross-eyed kid in grade school just because he couldn't see you to hit you back.

Man those Texas bible thumpers have always been a problem for liberal Alabama, huh?

In a related story, I just used the bathroom with a black guy. Your move.

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The topic is broke back mountains, cows, dirt, drought, hating Mexicans, swilling cheap beer, mechanical bulls, loose and dirty looking women, little midget men with big hats who constantly talk about how big they are and more dirt and no trees and more dirt.

You are the offspring of when your daddy had a threesome with his two sisters...

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I really hope this thread is not indicative of the UNT fanbase. Most Bama fans have wished you guys the best of luck in the game and some of you have nothing but hurl insults. If this is how you guys are then whatever happens on Saturday happens(if it's an epic beatdown then so be it). I'm done with this board...

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I really hope this thread is not indicative of the UNT fanbase. Most Bama fans have wished you guys the best of luck in the game and some of you have nothing but hurl insults. If this is how you guys are then whatever happens on Saturday happens(if it's an epic beatdown then so be it). I'm done with this board...

Sorry if some in this thread hurt your feelings buddy. Folks around here are just plain meanie pants with their sarcastic remarks funny pictures.

Would you feel better about the board if I told you I loved you?

I love you.

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Sorry if some in this thread hurt your feelings buddy. Folks around here are just plain meanie pants with their sarcastic remarks funny pictures.

Would you feel better about the board if I told you I loved you?

I love you.

Well I hope you "love" the @$$ kicking that's headed your way.......

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Good lord, the lack of wit among the Bama fan base (at least the ones that came to this site) is sad. Please try being less offended and more wittierer.

Your making Houston fans look like Harvard MBA grads

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I really hope this thread is not indicative of the UNT fanbase. Most Bama fans have wished you guys the best of luck in the game and some of you have nothing but hurl insults. If this is how you guys are then whatever happens on Saturday happens(if it's an epic beatdown then so be it). I'm done with this board...

This is a bit, right?

You must be CtrlAltDel, otherwise this would make no sense.

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Sorry if some in this thread hurt your feelings buddy. Folks around here are just plain meanie pants with their sarcastic remarks funny pictures.

Would you feel better about the board if I told you I loved you?

I love you.

Well I hope you "love" the @$$ kicking that's headed your way.......

Are you guys gonna fight? Or are you gonna do it? What's happening here? You need to define this relationship.

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