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...guy wanted some new threads. Went to Macy's last weekend where his girlfriend worked. He bought $1,596.09 worth of clothes for $12.91, with girlfriend as cashier using her debit card.

Then, the genius went back this week, and the she sold him $1,238.75 worth of clothes for $0.34, which he paid himself.

Felony embezzlement. It's a problem. For Tulsa.

http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/TU/article.aspx?subjectid=94&articleid=20110826_94_0_Thegir976429

Did I say we'd have a better than average chance of beating them on October 1? KA-POW!

Well, look at the bright side, Damaris...you did already set the NCAA record for all-purpose yards last year with the rout of Hawaii in the bowl game. There really was no need for you to come this year and just pile on.

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...guy wanted some new threads. Went to Macy's last weekend where his girlfriend worked. He bought $1,596.09 worth of clothes for $12.91, with girlfriend as cashier using her debit card.

Then, the genius went back this week, and the she sold him $1,238.75 worth of clothes for $0.34, which he paid himself.

Felony embezzlement. It's a problem. For Tulsa.

http://www.tulsaworl..._0_Thegir976429

Did I say we'd have a better than average chance of beating them on October 1? KA-POW!

Well, look at the bright side, Damaris...you did already set the NCAA record for all-purpose yards last year with the rout of Hawaii in the bowl game. There really was no need for you to come this year and just pile on.

Obviously an issue with decimals. Should be able to rectify.

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