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Regarding the "wing zone" seats, I found this post extremely funny, and damned near accurate, for the seats in that area.

Disclaimer printed on the tickets:

These seats are not meant for children, women, or the elderly. Consult with your doctor if these seats are right for you. When you consult your doctor about these seats, tell your doctor if you have a heart problem, high or low blood pressure, kidney problem, inherited eye disease like, retinitis pigmentosa, or blood disease like, sickle cell anemia or leukemia. Also inform your doctor if you have any allergies or stomach ulcers. If you ever had an erection that lasted for more than four hours, you should definitely inform your doctor about it. All this information will help your doctor determine whether these North Texas seats are right for you or not

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