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Syracuse Sausage? Really? Syracuse?

Let's bring in some good Texas versions like Chappell Hill or Burton. For all that is clean and good, Syracuse is in freakin' New York!

As long as they can recruit people to work the kiosk in Texas, I don't care where they are from.

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Syracuse Sausage? Really? Syracuse?

Let's bring in some good Texas versions like Chappell Hill or Burton. For all that is clean and good, Syracuse is in freakin' New York!

+1 I was thinking the same thing!

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Syracuse Sausage? Really? Syracuse?

Let's bring in some good Texas versions like Chappell Hill or Burton. For all that is clean and good, Syracuse is in freakin' New York!

We would all love to have the sausage splash that comes from Earl Campbell, but we have to be realistic about our resources. They've been throwing sausage parties in Syracuse for three generations, so even if they're not from Texas, not very many can beat their meat. Besides, I hear they're very enthusiastic about going out into the Denton community and introducing people to their weiners.

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We would all love to have the sausage splash that comes from Earl Campbell, but we have to be realistic about our resources. They've been throwing sausage parties in Syracuse for three generations, so even if they're not from Texas, not very many can beat their meat. Besides, I hear they're very enthusiastic about going out into the Denton community and introducing people to their weiners.

Look, I don't know about you, but I don't want a sausage company catering the UNT games that has a pending lawsuit because it was accused of choking and slapping one of it's sausages.

Can't we get a more upstanding sausage?

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Look, I don't know about you, but I don't want a sausage company catering the UNT games that has a pending lawsuit because it was accused of choking and slapping one of it's sausages.

Can't we get a more upstanding sausage?

So what you're saying is that we need someone who hugs his sausage.

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Look, I don't know about you, but I don't want a sausage company catering the UNT games that has a pending lawsuit because it was accused of choking and slapping one of it's sausages.

Can't we get a more upstanding sausage?

Cm'on man, we all have joked our saugages at one point or another. You know it's true.

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Look, I don't know about you, but I don't want a sausage company catering the UNT games that has a pending lawsuit because it was accused of choking and slapping one of it's sausages.

Can't we get a more upstanding sausage?

It's times like this when we need our own deep throat informant.

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Look, I don't know about you, but I don't want a sausage company catering the UNT games that has a pending lawsuit because it was accused of choking and slapping one of it's sausages.

Can't we get a more upstanding sausage?

*giggle*

He said upstanding sausage.

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OMG!

The Day the Earth Stood Still was one of my favorite movies when I was growing up. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance was another one.

I think we should hire Klatuu to handle team discipline. John Wayne should get an interview, but shooting violators verse vaporizing them just doesn't cut it!

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