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Wait...what's the thesis here?



  • Is it that God shouldn't be concerned with something as trivial as a football game? This is a stance I can get behind.
  • Is it that it was not clear that the prayer was meant as a joke by someone? People miss jokes - good and bad - on the board all the time. It happens and no one can fault you.
  • Is it that you want everyone to pray better so that God helps our team win and makes our athletes achieve enough success to play in the NFL? I don't think that's how He works, although it would explain Kurt Warner.

Still, no matter what you meant, GMG! Beat FAU into the ground!

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Wait...what's the thesis here?



  • Is it that God shouldn't be concerned with something as trivial as a football game? This is a stance I can get behind.
  • Is it that it was not clear that the prayer was meant as a joke by someone? People miss jokes - good and bad - on the board all the time. It happens and no one can fault you.
  • Is it that you want everyone to pray better so that God helps our team win and makes our athlete achieve enough success to play in the NFL? I don't think that's how He works, although it would explain Kurt Warner.

Still, no natter what you meant, GMG! Beat FAU into the ground!

+1 for appropriate use of bullet points.

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Dear God,

Moses made it through the red sea.

Jonah made it out of the whale.

David made it past Goliath.

Lead us into our promised land across the highway with a college coach...seems small by comparison, no?

And please leadeth us across on a pedestrian bridge, so that no 18 wheeler doth smite us causing further injuries, yea even unto death. Also, please blesseth us so that no student-athletes in the fifth recruiting year following Darrell Dickey's curse being placed upon us shall suffer the sins of his fathers and be affected by the curse.

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Dear God,

Moses made it through the red sea.

Jonah made it out of the whale.

David made it past Goliath.

Lead us into our promised land across the highway with a college coach...seems small by comparison, no?

Yeah, it'll be my luck as we cross that highway to our promised land, E01, that I'll take one last look back and be turned into a gosh' darned pillar of salt. :blowup:

I guess that would beat, uh, pepper? :shocking:

GMG!

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