New Song For The 2010 Season

[The Fake Lonnie Finch]

(Sweeping, dramatic movie love song, orchestral-type intro)

On my way to the sky,

on my way to the concession stand.

I feel I can fly;

and, now the nachos are in my hand!

Nathan Tune with the ball,

and I'm hoping that I don't fall

down the stairs because I

still have those nachos in my hand!

On my way to the sky,

watching Lance Dunbar run.

A tear in my eye:

nachos now are all eaten, gone.

Alex Lott with the ball,

and I'm hoping that I don't fall

up the stairs because I

have got to get more nachos!

On my way to the sky,

the roar of the crowd fills the breezy air.

Pretty girls passing by

giggle, "There's nacho cheese in your hair!"

Draylen Ross with the ball,

and I'm hoping that I don't faint

for a tight end now involved

proves Dodge's offense was naught but taint.

On my way to the sky,

watching Coach Chico Canales coach.

Feeling happy and spry,

sharing my nachos with a roach!

(Music stops - whispered)

Goodbye, Fouts Field. Goodbye!

(Sweeping music ending what a big tuba bomp and the end of a kettle drum roll)

[Harry]

Wow Lonnie you truly are a renaissance man! Nice job! Didn't know you had it in ya!