Smu Rebuilding Job

UNT90 · December 30, 2009

I will do my best to mix in Mitch Maher and Chris Hurd references as much as possible in 2010.

Suggested phrases with stealth UNT references:

lead certification draw (yes, I know SMU doesn't run a lead draw, but just use it for any old draw. No one will notice)

Use Riley for Really. Example: Coach Jones said the ref Riley blew that call (just tell them you are from someplace up north).

Work in Dunbar anyway possible. Example: The middle linebacker Dunbar-ied that halfback (just tell them you are from someplace in the southeast)

When talking about a player from Tyler, just add Stratford to the end of it. Example: That receiver from Tyler...Stratford sure does look good. Hell, they will probably think you are talking about a high school.

Piece of cake.

Green Guy Bass · December 30, 2009

Suggested phrases with stealth UNT references:
lead certification draw (yes, I know SMU doesn't run a lead draw, but just use it for any old draw. No one will notice)
Use Riley for Really. Example: Coach Jones said the ref Riley blew that call (just tell them you are from someplace up north).
Work in Dunbar anyway possible. Example: The middle linebacker Dunbar-ied that halfback (just tell them you are from someplace in the southeast)
When talking about a player from Tyler, just add Stratford to the end of it. Example: That receiver from Tyler...Stratford sure does look good. Hell, they will probably think you are talking about a high school.
Piece of cake.

brilliant