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Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

After more research some say this was a hoax because it didn't get published in the New England Journal of Medicine, but it does not mean the study was not made. With all the hokey global warming research I prefer this kind of spotty research any day.

Hey honey I'm going to the topless bar to get my workout!

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Great...this means I live way past 100!!!!!! See, I told my bride of 30+ years that I was only looking for reasons of health!!!!! :lol::blush::clapping::innocent::no:

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Hey honey I'm going to the topless bar to get my workout!

Hey honey, I'm going to Hooters to meet a girl so I can have an existing relationship before she gets hired away by a topless bar where I visit her and after that I'll bring home the Vivid DVD she will soon star in.

Much more accurate.

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Hey honey, I'm going to Hooters to meet a girl so I can have an existing relationship before she gets hired away by a topless bar where I visit her and after that I'll bring home the Vivid DVD she will soon star in.

Much more accurate.

Wow. You really like to get personal with your "DVDs". ;)

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