Tiger Woods To Leave Golf

[KingDL1]

A report on the website of the world's number one golfer Friday evening said he was taking an "indefinite" leave from the game of golf.

Unbelievable, oh well I we will see, if he really does quit. I imagine some of the sponsors maybe getting ready to sue.

[CMJ]

He's not leaving for good. He'll probably be back within a year would be my guess.

[greenminer]

Shock titles always get more hits.

[Eagle1855]

We don't need quitters.

[Green P1]

We don't need quitters.

Agreed. I hate them.

[Censored by Laurie]

Mark this down:

- March 22-28 - Tiger makes his return to golf in a tune up for the Masters and wins the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Orlando, FL.

- April 5-11 - Tiger misses the cut at the Masters.

- May 3-9 - Tiger wins Player's Championship by 6 in Ponte Vedra Beach, FL

- May 31-June 6 - Tiger wins a playoff over Phil Mickleson at the Memorial (Jack's tourney) in Dublin, OH

- June 14-20 - Tiger makes cut, but is at least 5 strokes out on Sunday at the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach

- July 5-11 - Tiger struggles in Open Championship tune-up tourney.

- July 12-18 - Tiger wins the Open Championship at St. Andrew's

- Aug 2-8 - Tiger wins Bridgestone Invitational in Akron, OH

- Aug 9-15 - Tiger wins PGA Championship in Kohler, WI.

- Aug 23-Sept 26 - Tiger wins at least 2 of the WGC events (The Barclays, Deutsche Bank, BMW, Tour Championship) and is named 2010 PGA Tour Champ and 2010 Player of the Year. Follows that up next year by winning the Masters and U.S. Open in '11 for his second career "Tiger Slam."

[hickoryhouse]

Looks like the first endorsement has fallen... Accenture

[Green P1]

Mark this down:

- March 22-28 - Tiger makes his return to golf in a tune up for the Masters and wins the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Orlando, FL.

- April 5-11 - Tiger misses the cut at the Masters.

- May 3-9 - Tiger wins Player's Championship by 6 in Ponte Vedra Beach, FL

- May 31-June 6 - Tiger wins a playoff over Phil Mickleson at the Memorial (Jack's tourney) in Dublin, OH

- June 14-20 - Tiger makes cut, but is at least 5 strokes out on Sunday at the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach

- July 5-11 - Tiger struggles in Open Championship tune-up tourney.

- July 12-18 - Tiger wins the Open Championship at St. Andrew's

- Aug 2-8 - Tiger wins Bridgestone Invitational in Akron, OH

- Aug 9-15 - Tiger wins PGA Championship in Kohler, WI.

- Aug 23-Sept 26 - Tiger wins at least 2 of the WGC events (The Barclays, Deutsche Bank, BMW, Tour Championship) and is named 2010 PGA Tour Champ and 2010 Player of the Year. Follows that up next year by winning the Masters and U.S. Open in '11 for his second career "Tiger Slam."

Your prediction jumped the shark right there. I've always disliked the man, but Tiger could go from right now to Thursday morning at Augusta National without touching a golf club and make the cut in his sleep.

[UNT90]

Mark this down:

- March 22-28 - Tiger makes his return to golf in a tune up for the Masters and wins the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Orlando, FL.

- April 5-11 - Tiger misses the cut at the Masters.

- May 3-9 - Tiger wins Player's Championship by 6 in Ponte Vedra Beach, FL

- May 31-June 6 - Tiger wins a playoff over Phil Mickleson at the Memorial (Jack's tourney) in Dublin, OH

- June 14-20 - Tiger makes cut, but is at least 5 strokes out on Sunday at the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach

- July 5-11 - Tiger struggles in Open Championship tune-up tourney.

- July 12-18 - Tiger wins the Open Championship at St. Andrew's

- Aug 2-8 - Tiger wins Bridgestone Invitational in Akron, OH

- Aug 9-15 - Tiger wins PGA Championship in Kohler, WI.

- Aug 23-Sept 26 - Tiger wins at least 2 of the WGC events (The Barclays, Deutsche Bank, BMW, Tour Championship) and is named 2010 PGA Tour Champ and 2010 Player of the Year. Follows that up next year by winning the Masters and U.S. Open in '11 for his second career "Tiger Slam."

Ya, but how many chicks does he score off (or on, for that matter) the course during this time period?

[Censored by Laurie]

Your prediction jumped the shark right there. I've always disliked the man, but Tiger could go from right now to Thursday morning at Augusta National without touching a golf club and make the cut in his sleep.

I happen to think Tiger will miss the cut at the Masters and if I'm wrong I'll take my lumps

Ya, but how many chicks does he score off (or on, for that matter) the course during this time period?

>100.

[cwb]

I happen to think Tiger will miss the cut at the Masters and if I'm wrong I'll take my lumps

>100.

That's why I don't have sex or play golf. If I have to hit it more than 100 times, my back goes out.

[Green P1]

I happen to think Tiger will miss the cut at the Masters and if I'm wrong I'll take my lumps

Word to the wise: When proclaiming willingness to accept lumps, make sure your assertion cannot be proven 100% one way or the other.

[EagleGreen]

I'm thinking he will be back right before the Master's too. Anyone think he will be out longer than a year?

[KRAM1]

At this point...I don't think anyone knows, including Tiger.

[Green Mean]

I don't think he's a quitter. In a matter of a few days his life has taken a 180. If you ask me that just goes to show how spare golf is to the masses without Tiger. Golf is crapping some serious diarrhea in their pants right now. Good for Tiger. Let the fire go down, try to get some of his life back together and just be normal now. I think when he comes back he will win like crazy.

[Shuke-D]

I'm thinking he will be back right before the Master's too. Anyone think he will be out longer than a year?

Methinks he will be inspired to get back out on the course sometime in the near future. Call it a hunch.

[KingDL1]

Methinks he will be inspired to get back out on the course sometime in the near future. Call it a hunch.

There is a prenup, total out at $50 million I heard, but Tiger said he would increase it $70 I was told. I think most could get buy on $50 million and I am sure she will get child support.

[EagleGreen]

Methinks he will be inspired to get back out on the course sometime in the near future. Call it a hunch.

That's what I was thinking. The hit to his bank account (I just can't imagine this dude hurting for money)plus his affinity for wanting to win the most majors. Earlier today I heard a report that she was wanting $300 million (HOLY GOLF BALLS!).

[UNT90]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091215/ap_on_...n_doctor_doping

The plot thickens.

[forevereagle]

There is a prenup, total out at $50 million I heard, but Tiger said he would increase it $70 I was told. I think most could get buy on $50 million and I am sure she will get child support.

Subliminal?

[KingDL1]

Subliminal?

Or Freudian maybe

[Censored by Laurie]

There is a prenup, total out at $50 million I heard, but Tiger said he would increase it $70 I was told. I think most could get buy on $50 million and I am sure she will get child support.

The worst NBA player ever disagrees.

[Shuke-D]

There is a prenup, total out at $50 million I heard, but Tiger said he would increase it $70 I was told. I think most could get buy on $50 million and I am sure she will get child support.

You are correct about the prenup. I was actually thinking about the hit he's gonna take when the major sponsorships dry up. He'll still endorse products, but I don't think he'll get the 8 or 9 figure mega deals he was used to. This whole thing has become a TMZ-esque Feeding Frenzy in a way that Kobe's little 'incident' never did. He might have to spend the next couple years living off just his tournament winnings (well, that and interest on his Gabillion dollar bank account; poor guy).

The worst NBA player ever disagrees.

But does he love children?

[EagleGreen]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091215/ap_on_...n_doctor_doping

The plot thickens.

Wow. This could be huge. Tiger has bulked up over the years.

[UNT90]

Wow. This could be huge. Tiger has bulked up over the years.

Which begs the question, if he would cheat on a Union blessed before God, would he cheat on a simple game?

Just asking.