To All - Season's Greetings

KRAM1 · December 11, 2009

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also,this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

And to All...I do hope you can find the humor in this...Smile, it's Christmas! :lol: :santa:

KingDL1 · December 11, 2009

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also,this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
And to All...I do hope you can find the humor in this...Smile, it's Christmas!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!

Also Happy Hanukkah, the Hanukkah Holiday started today.

TheTastyGreek · December 11, 2009

Not that I have any sort of partisan affiliation, but in the spirit equality and of humor and fun:

To all my Democrat friends: Merry Christmas!

To all my Republican friends: Damn that uppity Jew foreigner! None of this would be a problem under good leadership! If the people of Bethlehem would properly support our War on Terror, he'd have been taken care of in the cradle. And if the government would just crack down on the illegal immigration that's killing our society, then we wouldn't have to worry about the dirty wetfoot of Bethsaida undermining the core values that made this country great.

Don't get me wrong, I love and support the concept of free speech for others to slightly less than the absolute minimum extent required by law... But in the real world, we'd be a lot better off if those hippies and tree huggers in Galilee would break off from the rest of greater Judea and join their communist brothers in Russia, or just sink into the ocean.

Anyway... Glory and Praise unto Marduk, whom we hail by his 50 names!

Ha ha? :blink:

EagleGreen · December 11, 2009

Love both of 'em. I have no party affiliation, but I do like to party. Merry Christmas from Texas Y'all.

Censored by Laurie · December 11, 2009

To All My Republican Friends,

'Tis the season to once again take time out to recognize how truly blessed we are to be white Christians. Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, the Beginning and the End, the Alpha and the Omega, has taught...via the goatteed man with the hands-free microphone on the giant hi-def plasma in the converted JC Penney's distribution warehouse that we call a church...that we are morally superior beings and as such entitled to our ignorance and bigotry towards those who look, speak or worship differntly than us.

Celebrate this day, the birth date of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, the Blessed and Only Potentate, the Fullness of the Godhead, by following his teachings on humiltiy by out-doing our neighbor's light display; charity by dropping the 37 cents left in our pockets into the Salvation Army bucket after spending the equivilent of the gross national product of Costa Rica at Best Buy and love for our fellow man by doing everything in our power to be certainthat he never finds quality and affordable health care.

To All My Democrat Friends,

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and a Joyous Kwanza.

To All My Democrat Friends Currently in Elected Office,

Stop f-ing this up! You finally have a chance to make this country a respectable place we can all be proud of. Heads out of your asses!