Mark Mangino Ku Head Coach Steps Down

[jtm0097]

Mangino Steps Down

Maybe we can get him as an assistant coach.

[NT80]

Let it be known he didn't step lightly either!

[jtm0097]

Let it be known he didn't step lightly either!

Haha hes bigger then the orange.

[Green P1]

Fun Fact: Mark Mangino weighs 100lbs per foot of height.

[forevereagle]

Fun Fact: Mark Mangino weighs 100lbs per foot of height.

He doesn't look 6 feet tall...

[GreenStreet]

Mangino Steps Down

Maybe we can get him as an assistant coach.

So I guess Kansas will go back to the tradition of Basketball only. Whichever team picks him up, will be taking on ALOT of Talent.

But I did hear a lot of coaches who abuse their players land at Texas Tech. So should Leach be concerned?

[NT80]

So should Leach be concerned?

[eulessismore]

Folks, I watched the Kansas-Missouri game last Saturday; Mangino and his team figured out how to lose the same way we hate for our team to figure out how to lose, including the shotgun run on short yardage, with the same results we had at Troy. I don't think we've tried the 3 consecutive pass plays when time needed to be taken off the clock in the last two minutes and Kansas within their own 10 yard line. I hope nobody here is serious. Did any of y'all watch that thing? Talk about doing the same thing and expecting different results. The only difference I can tell in expected results is that I don't expect Todd Dodge to fall over dead on the sidelines with cardiovascular disease.

[gangrene]

Folks, I watched the Kansas-Missouri game last Saturday; Mangino and his team figured out how to lose the same way we hate for our team to figure out how to lose, including the shotgun run on short yardage, with the same results we had at Troy. I don't think we've tried the 3 consecutive pass plays when time needed to be taken off the clock in the last two minutes and Kansas within their own 10 yard line. I hope nobody here is serious. Did any of y'all watch that thing? Talk about doing the same thing and expecting different results. The only difference I can tell in expected results is that I don't expect Todd Dodge to fall over dead on the sidelines with cardiovascular disease.

Right, because Todd Dodge is a much better and more proven coach than Mangino. Hell, Mangino isn't even good enough to be our Diet Coke boy.

[eulessismore]

Right, because Todd Dodge is a much better and more proven coach than Mangino. Hell, Mangino isn't even good enough to be our Diet Coke boy.

Hey, I'm just basing this on what I saw Saturday; if you like shotgun runs on short yardage plays and late game collapses, he showed me he can do that. Sound familiar?

[FirefightnRick]

if you like shotgun runs on short yardage plays and late game collapses,

Obviously it doesn't matter what we like.

Rick

[Guest GrayEagleOne]

Right, because Todd Dodge is a much better and more proven coach than Mangino. Hell, Mangino isn't even good enough to be our Diet Coke boy.

It's hard to imagine that Mangino has ever been involved with anything that has diet in it.

[eulessismore]

It's hard to imagine that Mangino has ever been involved with anything that has diet in it.

I disagree; everyone has a diet. His must be high calorie. You know what, though? I'm stereotyping. It's just not right for one thing, and for another thing, he does have "skins on the wall". Sorry if anyone has a visual off that.

[VideoEagle]

I disagree; everyone has a diet. His must be high calorie. You know what, though? I'm stereotyping. It's just not right for one thing, and for another thing, he does have "skins on the wall". Sorry if anyone has a visual off that.

Yes he has skins on the wall - with 96 inch waists!

[TheTastyGreek]

Yes he has skins on the wall

Potato skins. Covered with bacon and sour cream.

And they have to be replenished hourly.

[Rudy]

Haha hes bigger then the orange.

He probably needs to eat a few of those.

Right, because Todd Dodge is a much better and more proven coach than Mangino. Hell, Mangino isn't even good enough to be our Diet Coke boy.

Fixed it for ya.

[VideoEagle]

Potato skins. Covered with bacon and sour cream.

And they have to be replenished hourly.

No, they never last an hour.

[eulessismore]

No, they never last an hour.

I'm not gonna touch that "never last an hour" thing. What size jacket do you think he wears?

[TheTastyGreek]

He probably needs to eat a few of those.

Furries?

[LongJim]

After a hot day of practice Mangino and some of his assistant coaches decide to hit the showers. While showering one of the assistants is looking Mangino up and down in amazement. Finally, Mangino looks over at him and says, "What"? So the assistant says, "Man, you are really huge. When's the last time you saw your *&%@"? Mangino says, "I don't know. 5-6 years maybe?"

Assistant says, "You should diet".

Mangino says, "Why, what color is it now"?

[Eagle1855]

... and with his resignation, Kansas football fades back into obscurity.

[NT03]

KU to interview Turner Gill

[ADLER]

"You see Gretchen, here's the plan to rebuild the program. Gayle is placing a multi-year contract at the bottom of this bowl and then I am going to cover it with 10 gallons of cheesy chili and offer it to Mark Mangino."

[NT03]

"You see Gretchen, here's the plan to rebuild the program. Gayle is placing a multi-year contract at the bottom of this bowl and then I am going to cover it with 10 gallons of cheesy chili and offer it to Mark Mangino."

Genius

[ADLER]

I'd be scared shitless if I were dressed up as food around him.

Edited December 6, 2009 by ADLER