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How Confident Are You In Our Football Program?


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All yall that think Dodge should be fired are nimrods. No offense.

I love the use of "no offense" there. I hope it catches on here.

You are dumb and your mother dresses you funny. No offense.

Your children have markedly low test scores and do poorly on the 12-minute run walk. No offense.

Your great-grandmother had a mustache and gave unconvincing performances in stag films. No offense.

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I believe it will not because this team is fun to watch, unlike so many teams I watched over the last decade and a half.

IMHO, the offense DodgeBall has brought to UNT has been fan-friendly and indeed successful.

Really? Exciting and fun to watch? I hear this alot on here and I wish someone would explain it to me.

Whats fun about bubble screens and short out routes? We don't stretch the field at all.

It's basically a pass version of DD's offense. Short routes and hope for some missed tackles.

I've posted the stats before

Offense Efficiency

Revised to show 09

  • 2009 UNT Points 319 Total Yards 4,904 YPP 15.37 Conf Rank 6
  • 2008 UNT Points 240 Total Yards 4,356 YPP 18.15 Conf Rank 8
  • 2007 UNT Points 298 Total Yards 4,901 YPP 16.45 Conf Rank 6
  • 2006 UNT Points 154 Total Yards 2,786 YPP 18.09 Conf Rank 5
  • 2005 UNT Points 157 Total Yards 2,991 YPP 19.05 Conf Rank 7
  • 2004 UNT Points 309 Total Yards 4,128 YPP 13.36 Conf Rank 2

So yes we are racking up yardage as an unreal clip, however it rings hollow.

I like watching TD's in key moments of the game, rather than slinging it between the 20's

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Really? Exciting and fun to watch? I hear this alot on here and I wish someone would explain it to me.

Whats fun about bubble screens and short out routes? We don't stretch the field at all.

It's basically a pass version of DD's offense. Short routes and hope for some missed tackles.

I've posted the stats before

Offense Efficiency

Revised to show 09

  • 2009 UNT Points 319 Total Yards 4,904 YPP 15.37 Conf Rank 6
  • 2008 UNT Points 240 Total Yards 4,356 YPP 18.15 Conf Rank 8
  • 2007 UNT Points 298 Total Yards 4,901 YPP 16.45 Conf Rank 6
  • 2006 UNT Points 154 Total Yards 2,786 YPP 18.09 Conf Rank 5
  • 2005 UNT Points 157 Total Yards 2,991 YPP 19.05 Conf Rank 7
  • 2004 UNT Points 309 Total Yards 4,128 YPP 13.36 Conf Rank 2
So yes we are racking up yardage as an unreal clip, however it rings hollow.

I like watching TD's in key moments of the game, rather than slinging it between the 20's

In the words of a famous graduate, "This offense works really well in between the 30's"

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Can I play? You know I'm good for it? This would be $100 I'd gladly give up if we win 7 next year?

Rick

Let me check with my boss (aka the wife). I'm already on the hook for $100, but I'm hoping jefe (aka la esposa) will authorize me to bet all yall MOFOs! FYI, my preferred bet is $100 donated to the AD in my name if the Mean Green win 7 or more next year, and I'll do $100 in your name if they don't. If anyone else is interested, PM or IM me or whatever it's called. Obviously, as I'm not daddy warbucks, I can't bet the whole mean green nation, but I'm quite confident.

Quite confident indeed. This program will turn the mother grubb'n corner next year, gentlemen.

TD will bring this frigg'n program to the frigg'n promise land!

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