Dallas Pollice Officer Has A Sex Change

UNT_playmaker · November 15, 2009

Talk about your internal department problems

http://www.dentonrc.com/sharedcontent/dws/...es.3cb5306.html

eulessismore · November 15, 2009

"17 years old" as your thread title says, or "17 years on the job"? Hey, once someone is 18 and they're paying the freight, I couldn't give a rip.

NT03 · November 15, 2009

Would ya ?

eulessismore · November 15, 2009

Would ya ?

The ones I've seen downtown haven't been what you'd call "hotties".

TheTastyGreek · November 15, 2009

Would ya ?

Serve? No.

Protect? Yes.

FirefightnRick · November 16, 2009

So you say your a woman, but how do we know for sure? Prove it!

Rick

Rudy · November 16, 2009

eulessismore · November 16, 2009

So you say your a woman, but how do we know for sure? Prove it!
Rick

Too much information.

KRAM1 · November 16, 2009

And, why is this even worth a mention? Just because Ft. Worth is considering a change in their HR policy....WHO cares if the "person" is a man or a woman? It's a who cares...

Censored by Laurie · November 16, 2009

And, why is this even worth a mention? Just because Ft. Worth is considering a change in their HR policy....WHO cares if the "person" is a man or a woman? It's a who cares...

Different scares people.

Shuke-D · November 16, 2009

Different scares people.

Yes. yes it does.

yyz28 · November 16, 2009

Talk about your internal department problems
http://www.dentonrc.com/sharedcontent/dws/...es.3cb5306.html

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ADLER · November 17, 2009

And, who cares if the "person" is a man or a woman? It's a who cares...

I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola, C-O-L-A Cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola, L-O-L-A Lola, la la la la Lola.

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine, oh my Lola, la la la la Lola.

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man, oh my Lola, la la la la Lola, la la la la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night under electric candle light. She picked me up and sat me on her knee, and said "Dear boy, won't you come home with me?"

Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy but when I looked in her eyes I almost fell for my Lola, la la la la Lola, la la la la Lola.

Lola, la la la la Lola, la la la la Lola.

I pushed her away. I walked to the door. Well I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees. Then I looked at her and she at me....

Well that's the way that I want it to stay and I always want it to be that way for my Lola, la la la la Lola.

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola, la la la la Lola.

Well I left home just a week before and I'd never ever kissed a woman before, but Lola smiled and took me by the hand and said "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man, and so is Lola, la la la la Lola, la la la la Lola.

Lola, la la la la Lola, la la la la Lola.

Rudy · November 17, 2009

Actually, looking back, I think its just a ploy so he/she can now search female suspects. :lol:

TheTastyGreek · November 17, 2009

I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola, C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola, L-O-L-A Lola, la la la la Lola.
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine, oh my Lola, la la la la Lola.
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man, oh my Lola, la la la la Lola, la la la la Lola
Well we drank champagne and danced all night under electric candle light. She picked me up and sat me on her knee, and said "Dear boy, won't you come home with me?"
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy but when I looked in her eyes I almost fell for my Lola, la la la la Lola, la la la la Lola.
Lola, la la la la Lola, la la la la Lola.
I pushed her away. I walked to the door. Well I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees. Then I looked at her and she at me....
Well that's the way that I want it to stay and I always want it to be that way for my Lola, la la la la Lola.
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola, la la la la Lola.
Well I left home just a week before and I'd never ever kissed a woman before, but Lola smiled and took me by the hand and said "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man, and so is Lola, la la la la Lola, la la la la Lola.
Lola, la la la la Lola, la la la la Lola.

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena

I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina

She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it

So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned

But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man

So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

Green P1 · November 17, 2009

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

"Darling Nikki" by Prince, covered by Foo Fighters