Why Does This Remind Me...

[JayDub]

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

[KingDL1]

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

The Onion what do you want?

[UNT90]

"According to sources who have read the nation's charter, the U.S. Constitution and its 27 amendments do not contain the word "God" or "Christ."

It appears that dude isn't the only one who hasn't read the document. Maybe the authr of the article could take the time to do some research?

Rag journalism.

Surely the "half the posters" on this forum are the half that run contrary to your political views, right?

And I dont even know what those views are.

Edited November 15, 2009 by UNT90

[JayDub]

The Onion what do you want?

That's the point...Jesus H. Christ.

(What does the "H." stand for? Hussein? I guess we'll never know without a birth certificate!)

[eulessismore]

That's the point...Jesus H. Christ.

(What does the "H." stand for? Hussein? I guess we'll never know without a birth certificate!)

This seems to at least present some interesting possibilities for the "H":

Etymology of Jesus H. Christ