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Pumpkins are notoriously fickle, negative fans. This doesn't mean anything.

Bananas are optimistic... Always smiling. Once I see a banana has lost faith in Dodge, then maybe I'll take notice.

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That hurt my feelings Classic.

Sorry...really didn't mean to do that! But, that is a stupid pumpkin...not you, the pumpkin!

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Sorry...really didn't mean to do that! But, that is a stupid pumpkin...not you, the pumpkin!

I forgive you, but I make no apologies for the jack-o'-lantern.

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Please stop with the personal attacks on pumpkins. I wonder how many posters would say some of these things to the pumpkins' faces, rather than hide behind a screen name. Whether or not you like the pumpkins, they are OUR pumpkins, and we ought to treat them with respect.

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Please stop with the personal attacks on pumpkins. I wonder how many posters would say some of these things to the pumpkins' faces, rather than hide behind a screen name. Whether or not you like the pumpkins, they are OUR pumpkins, and we ought to treat them with respect.

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Hate crime! HATE CRIME!!!!

This didn't happen back when schools were separated so that squash went to one school, pumpkins went to another. Separate but equal gourds!

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Hate crime! HATE CRIME!!!!

This didn't happen back when schools were separated so that squash went to one school, pumpkins went to another. Separate but equal gourds!

It's why I pledged Kappa Squash earlier this decade. .

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Any hatred aimed at pumpkins is ridiculous.

Jack-o"-lanterns are part of what makes this country so great.

PS. The SOW lends itself to to a great pumpkin carving design.

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Pumpkins are notoriously fickle, negative fans. This doesn't mean anything.

Bananas are optimistic... Always smiling. Once I see a banana has lost faith in Dodge, then maybe I'll take notice.

I would show you a bunch of dried, hollowed out banana skins with FIRE DODGE painted across their chests, but I used them to make bananadine in the hopes of clouding my brain for the rest of the season. The rumored hallucinogenic effects of smoking banana peels, however, appear to be mythological. The hallucinogenic effects of eating 9 bananas in just over an hour, on the other hand, need further investigation.

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I would show you a bunch of dried, hollowed out banana skins with FIRE DODGE painted across their chests, but I used them to make bananadine in the hopes of clouding my brain for the rest of the season. The rumored hallucinogenic effects of smoking banana peels, however, appear to be mythological. The hallucinogenic effects of eating 9 bananas in just over an hour, on the other hand, need further investigation.

Potassium?

I barely know him!

/rimshot

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