Players Only Meeting

[The Fake Lonnie Finch]

I don't find this funny at all.

I see, you're one of those freaks that always spoils the pizza parties by requesting Canadian Bacon.

[Censored by Laurie]

If I wanted smoke blown up my ass I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of tube.

Everything except "capiche."

[Green P1]

Everything except "capiche."

This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas.

[Monkeypox]

Just MILES from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it "the army", but a more alarmist name would be - "The Killbot Factory."

[Quoner]

Just MILES from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it "the army", but a more alarmist name would be - "The Killbot Factory."

Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.

[Green P1]

Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd kill you, and everyone you cared about.

Edited October 22, 2009 by Green P1

[Quoner]

Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd kill you, and everyone you cared about.

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

[TheTastyGreek]

Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.

Woo hoo! Four day weekend!

[KRAM1]

When I grow up,

If only for the day................

[Quoner]

If only for the day................

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.

I am not a crackpot.