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Actually, he has been promised the Heisman if he commits to reducing defenses at all division I schools.

Quoner Veteran

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My turn:

This just in! Roman Polanski arrested for molesting Barack Obama!

Why's it funny?

1.) Timeliness. Much like the Nobel Prize news, this Polanksi thing broke today.

2.) Not funny. By being not funny, you become funny.

3. Leno-worthy. This joke would easily make a Leno monologue.

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Green P1 Enthusiast

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No...no it didn't. Just my way of letting you know that you should save the funny for the funny people.

I chuckled a bit when the Great Gordo delivered that joke like 5 days ago.

:mellow:

This just in the BCS has awarded Germany....

UNTLifer Grand Master

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No...no it didn't. Just my way of letting you know that you should save the funny for the funny people.

The "funny people" aren't always as funny as they think.

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Censored by Laurie Veteran

Censored by Laurie

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Why? You try unsuccessfully at being funny quite often! (Now THAT was pretty damn funny)

You don't think I'm funny?

You've clearly never heard my impression of John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving...have ya, pilgrem?

UNT90 Newbie

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10 Funniest people on the board, according to me:

10) Daddydumpsalot - come on, with a name like that, you gotta make the list

9) Green P1 - ya, I know, he's annoying and tries waaaay too hard... constantly, but he does occasionally find a gem

8) KRAM1 - yes, I find unbridled optimism amusing

7) Meangreendork - anyone who constantly racks themselves on the political fence makes me chuckle

6) UNT2012 - "I work for the AD" B.S. made my summer. Haven't seen him in a while, maybe RV read his posts.

5) Quoner - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - you woulda been higher if you would get off my baseball scrotum.

4) Tasty Greek - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - points deducted for being Quoner's Siamese Twin

3) TFLF - I don't think he means to be funny, but I can't help but smile at the constant negativity.

2) UNTFlyer - A new stadium at UNT? hahahahahahahahahahhahaha.... oh, wait.

And, in the original theme of this post, the winner is...

1) GreenPanther - I expect great things.

*** This is strictly done with my own judgement with standards of which only I am privey. This is also done with tongue firmly planted in cheek****

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Quoner Veteran

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10 Funniest people on the board, according to me:

10) Daddydumpsalot - come on, with a name like that, you gotta make the list

9) Green P1 - ya, I know, he's annoying and tries waaaay too hard... constantly, but he does occasionally find a gem

8) KRAM1 - yes, I find unbridled optimism amusing

7) Meangreendork - anyone who constantly racks themselves on the political fence makes me chuckle

6) UT2012 - "I work for the AD" B.S. made my summer. Haven't seen him in a while, maybe RV read his posts.

5) Quoner - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - you woulda been higher if you would get off my baseball scrotum.

4) Tasty Greek - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - points deducted for being Quoner's Siamese Twin

3) TFLF - I don't think he means to be funny, but I can't help but smile at the constant negativity.

2) UNTFlyer - A new stadium at UNT? hahahahahahahahahahhahaha.... oh, wait.

And, in the original theme of this post, the winner is...

1) GreenPanther - I expect great things.

*** This is strictly done with my own judgement with standards of which only I am privey. This is also done with tongue firmly planted in cheek****

Weekly power rankings?

TexasStranger needs a spot on this list for the whole less is more approach.

I can think of about a dozen other guys, but why list my cohorts when I'd rather keep them guessing if I really support them?

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Green P1 Enthusiast

Green P1

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10 Funniest people on the board, according to me:

10) Daddydumpsalot - come on, with a name like that, you gotta make the list

9) Green P1 - ya, I know, he's annoying and tries waaaay too hard... constantly, but he does occasionally find a gem 8) KRAM1 - yes, I find unbridled optimism amusing

7) Meangreendork - anyone who constantly racks themselves on the political fence makes me chuckle

6) UT2012 - "I work for the AD" B.S. made my summer. Haven't seen him in a while, maybe RV read his posts.

5) Quoner - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - you woulda been higher if you would get off my baseball scrotum.

4) Tasty Greek - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - points deducted for being Quoner's Siamese Twin

3) TFLF - I don't think he means to be funny, but I can't help but smile at the constant negativity.

2) UNTFlyer - A new stadium at UNT? hahahahahahahahahahhahaha.... oh, wait.

And, in the original theme of this post, the winner is...

1) GreenPanther - I expect great things.

*** This is strictly done with my own judgement with standards of which only I am privey. This is also done with tongue firmly planted in cheek****

TOP TEN BITCHES!!! SUCK ON THAT BIN LADEN

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CaribbeanGreen Mentor

CaribbeanGreen

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Weekly power rankings?

TexasStranger needs a spot on this list for the whole less is more approach.

I can think of about a dozen other guys, but why list my cohorts when I'd rather keep them guessing if I really support them?

There have got to be 4 or 5 other "poster power rankings" we could run with here. Easy.

TheTastyGreek Collaborator

TheTastyGreek

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There have got to be 4 or 5 other "poster power rankings" we could run with here. Easy.

I would really, really love to see a BCS style composite ranking of posters put together by the moderators. Who causes them to lose more hair, Quoner or eulesseagle? And what do the computers have to say?

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