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The White House just realeased a statement announcing that Obama will plan a trip to the moon ASAP to meet with moon leaders. It is expected that he will apologize for the United States unilaterally bombing the moon without justification and blame the actions of his predecessor, who set forth the plans to bomb the moon after the Mooninites refused to let UN water inspectors in to tour their water production facilities. The Mooninites have warned against any action against them stating that they will wipe Israel from the face of the Earth.

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If we stay crossways with the moon, will we have to change the name moon pies to freedom pies?

"Freedom River" by Andy Williams?

"Freedom walk", the latest dance fad?

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