Why We Won

[TheTastyGreek]

I demand the "pie" option.

Um... We're talking about my girlfriend, here.

If you mean what I think you mean, I think I'm legally within my rights to challenge you to a duel.

[Green P1]

Fine, fine.

Let's have a vote then.

Should we

1) kill,

2) blind,

3) hit in the head with the frying pan

the jinx?

Everyone gets one vote, except TTG, he's too emotionally connected.

Start with a quick 3, follow with some 1, and finish with up more 3 for good measure.

Edited September 5, 2009 by Green P1

[mad dog]

Um... We're talking about my girlfriend, here.

If you mean what I think you mean, I think I'm legally within my rights to challenge you to a duel.

What? I meant 'serve a delicious piece of apple pie a la mode to the moderating team.' What did you think?

But I will duel you as long as it involves pastries, either as weapons or prizes.

[TheTastyGreek]

What? I meant 'serve a delicious piece of apple pie a la mode to the moderating team.' What did you think?

But I will duel you as long as it involves pastries, either as weapons or prizes.

GoMeanGreen1999 and his wife usually bring fantastic chocolate chip cookies to our tailgate... So there's your prize.

Gladiator fight under our tent, 3:00 p.m. You bring the loincloths, I'll bring the chest oil.

I don't want to sound too cocky... But you'd better start composing some haikus in advance. Because I'm going to rain bad news down on you until you say uncle.

Also, the lack of votes leads me to believe that I don't have to murder her. Thanks for your mercy, Mean Green nation!

[MeanGreenSig]

We could tire her up and throw her in Lake Lewisville... If she floats, she's a jinx.

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.

Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?

Peasant 1: Burn them.

Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?

Peasant 1: More witches.

Peasant 2: Wood.

Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?

Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?

Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.

Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?

Peasant 1: Oh yeah.

Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?

Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!

Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?

Peasant 1: Bread.

Peasant 2: Apples.

Peasant 3: Very small rocks.

Peasant 1: Cider.

Peasant 2: Gravy.

Peasant 3: Cherries.

Peasant 1: Mud.

Peasant 2: Churches.

Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!

King Arthur: A Duck.

Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...

Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.

Sir Bedevere: And therefore...

Peasant 2: ...A witch!