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Billy Mays Found Dead In His Home

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Losing the King of Pop is one thing..but the King of Infomercials? Too much, RIP...late night TV won't be the same without you Billy.

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I bet God came down and say hey Billy if you go with me right now I'll take cover the 1st of your 4 payments of your funeral cost and let you throw in another soul to join you in heaven if you act now.

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After what we've seen with Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon (with Walter Cronkite circling the drain, too)... If I were Ron Popeil and Vince with ShamWoW, I'd be locking myself in the house and upgrading my insurance coverage.

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Hi! Billy Mays here for The Afterlife!

So you're telling anyone who doesn't believe in life after death...

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!

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So you're telling anyone who doesn't believe in life after death...

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!

Afterlife or not, there is no limit to what he and Ed McMahon could team up to sell.

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If only they'd made it into the same apartment.

I didn't get the chance to listen, did Ed, Farrah and Michael all make it into the same one?

I know the played a triple bill at the Reconsider Lounge...

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